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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #630 on: June 14, 2012, 02:53:46 pm »
Quote from: A Complete Moron#msg65165 date=1339370292

Compare a fetus to a person in a vegetative state. Both rely for their existence on services provided by another. If you do not pay the health insurance company, they stop providing that service, which is not murder. In the same way, a mother can choose to disallow you the use of her body.

By that same logic, it is a sin to swat a mosquito even if it might give you a blood disease, because obviously it's A) Alive.  B) Intended by God to drink your blood.  And C) Full of eggs, which are baby mosquitoes (All biting mosquitoes are breeding females).  Therefore you'd be murdering all those baby mosquitoes as well as their mother.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #631 on: June 14, 2012, 04:16:15 pm »
Quote from: A Complete Moron#msg65165 date=1339370292

Compare a fetus to a person in a vegetative state. Both rely for their existence on services provided by another. If you do not pay the health insurance company, they stop providing that service, which is not murder. In the same way, a mother can choose to disallow you the use of her body.

By that same logic, it is a sin to swat a mosquito even if it might give you a blood disease, because obviously it's A) Alive.  B) Intended by God to drink your blood.  And C) Full of eggs, which are baby mosquitoes (All biting mosquitoes are breeding females).  Therefore you'd be murdering all those baby mosquitoes as well as their mother.


Comparing babies to mosquitoes?  IS THIS THE AMERICA YOU WANT???????????

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #632 on: June 14, 2012, 04:19:03 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #633 on: June 14, 2012, 04:35:06 pm »


That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #634 on: June 14, 2012, 04:40:08 pm »
What.. what do the girl scouts, objectification and their COOKIES have to do with abortion?!

*brain breaks*
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #635 on: June 14, 2012, 04:43:26 pm »
What.. what do the girl scouts, objectification and their COOKIES have to do with abortion?!

*brain breaks*

GSA gives money to Planned Parenthood and since Jon Kyl informed us that Planned Parenthood uses 90% of their funds on abortion, that makes GSA evil.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #636 on: June 14, 2012, 04:44:21 pm »
Ahhh... I see... Makes total sense, then.  *goes back to nomming on frozen delicious, delicious Samoas*
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #637 on: June 14, 2012, 05:17:12 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_Parenthood

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Services provided at locations include contraceptives (birth control); emergency contraception; screening for breast, cervical and testicular cancers; pregnancy testing and pregnancy options counseling; testing and treatment for sexually transmitted diseases; comprehensive sexuality education, menopause treatments; vasectomies, tubal ligations, and abortion.
 
In 2009, Planned Parenthood provided 4,009,549 contraceptive services (35% of total), 3,955,926 sexually transmitted disease services (35% of total), 1,830,811 cancer related services (16% of total), 1,178,369 pregnancy/prenatal/midlife services (10% of total), 332,278 abortion services (3% of total), and 76,977 other services (1% of total), for a total of 11,383,900 services.[7][35][37][38][39][40] The organization also said its doctors and nurses annually conduct 1 million screenings for cervical cancer and 830,000 breast exams.

So for every abortion performed, they also;

treated 11 STD's,
provided 3 services for those wanting to have their child,
helped 5 cancer patients,
and helped 11 women prevent accidental pregancies.

Which side is really pro life here?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #638 on: June 14, 2012, 05:21:27 pm »
What.. what do the girl scouts, objectification and their COOKIES have to do with abortion?!

*brain breaks*

GSA gives money to Planned Parenthood and since Jon Kyl informed us that Planned Parenthood uses 90% of their funds on abortion, that makes GSA evil.

Don't forget that by "sex objectification", they mean "a decent sex education".

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #639 on: June 14, 2012, 05:39:05 pm »
Quote from: A Complete Moron#msg65165 date=1339370292

Compare a fetus to a person in a vegetative state. Both rely for their existence on services provided by another. If you do not pay the health insurance company, they stop providing that service, which is not murder. In the same way, a mother can choose to disallow you the use of her body.

By that same logic, it is a sin to swat a mosquito even if it might give you a blood disease, because obviously it's A) Alive.  B) Intended by God to drink your blood.  And C) Full of eggs, which are baby mosquitoes (All biting mosquitoes are breeding females).  Therefore you'd be murdering all those baby mosquitoes as well as their mother.

Probably self-defence, even if we regarded killing insects as a moral crime. Which I'm not sold on.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #640 on: June 14, 2012, 06:07:59 pm »
Quote from: A Complete Moron#msg65165 date=1339370292

Compare a fetus to a person in a vegetative state. Both rely for their existence on services provided by another. If you do not pay the health insurance company, they stop providing that service, which is not murder. In the same way, a mother can choose to disallow you the use of her body.

By that same logic, it is a sin to swat a mosquito even if it might give you a blood disease, because obviously it's A) Alive.  B) Intended by God to drink your blood.  And C) Full of eggs, which are baby mosquitoes (All biting mosquitoes are breeding females).  Therefore you'd be murdering all those baby mosquitoes as well as their mother.


Comparing babies to mosquitoes?  IS THIS THE AMERICA YOU WANT???????????

See I know this won't penetrate the stupid that surrounds your brain but you really don't get it.  Sex is not just for procreation anymore.  It's also for fun.  And while I know in the narrow world you live in, sex isn't supposed to be fun but it is.  Being able to have risk-free sex, and that includes a baby, is awesome and something everyone, men and women, should have the right to.

Ironbite-now go ahead and say something stupider...I need to laugh at you some more.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #641 on: June 14, 2012, 06:17:04 pm »
Quote from: A Complete Moron#msg65165 date=1339370292

Compare a fetus to a person in a vegetative state. Both rely for their existence on services provided by another. If you do not pay the health insurance company, they stop providing that service, which is not murder. In the same way, a mother can choose to disallow you the use of her body.

By that same logic, it is a sin to swat a mosquito even if it might give you a blood disease, because obviously it's A) Alive.  B) Intended by God to drink your blood.  And C) Full of eggs, which are baby mosquitoes (All biting mosquitoes are breeding females).  Therefore you'd be murdering all those baby mosquitoes as well as their mother.


Comparing babies to mosquitoes?  IS THIS THE AMERICA YOU WANT???????????

See I know this won't penetrate the stupid that surrounds your brain but you really don't get it.  Sex is not just for procreation anymore.  It's also for fun.  And while I know in the narrow world you live in, sex isn't supposed to be fun but it is.  Being able to have risk-free sex, and that includes a baby, is awesome and something everyone, men and women, should have the right to.

Ironbite-now go ahead and say something stupider...I need to laugh at you some more.

Now I'm just confused. Non sequiter ahoy!
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #643 on: June 14, 2012, 10:16:01 pm »
oh, that's classy.

Someone remind me why we even listen to these kinds of people? It's patently obvious that they don't want to participate in civil discourse.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #644 on: June 14, 2012, 10:25:18 pm »
They don't want to, but we can make them.