Your sex life according to page 45

[gyeonghwa]

[Shane for Wax]

In January a year ago he had woken at 3:00 a.m., not sure why.

Well that's completely unhelpful.

[Askold]

I did as instructed and it actualle went better than expected:
"Minä osaan joitakin liikkeitä hyvin, mutta toisia varsin kankeasti." Translation: "I can do some movements quite well but others quite awkwardly."
My wife got this:
"Toisiinsa sulautuneet varjomme peittivät hetkeksi alleen kaikki aikaisemmin kiperiltä tuntuneet kysymykset." "For a moment our shadows joined together and overwhelmed all the questions that seemed so difficult a moment ago." She gets extra points since that actually was a sex scene.

Also:

[QueenofHearts]

:In the dark:

:Grabs nearest book: which happens to be "Rousseau and the Ethics of Virtue" (This sounds bad already  )

:Opens to page 45: "In the state of nature, there are no covenants, no laws, no treatises, and no personal relationships."

 
So, I'll be promiscuous??

And love the Rapes you van and Mario kart images.

[shadowpanther]

Huh. Machiavelli. Should be good. *ahem* Therefore a wise prince must devise ways by which his citizens are always and in all circumstances dependant on him and his authority; and then they will always be faithful to him.

Excellent. Devoted harem.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

"The rates are reasonable and some of the property has been there for years."

I'd complain about the prostitute allusions, but considering that the book is "Silence of the Lambs", I'm actually kind of relieved.

[Oriet]

This should be interesting...

"Throne blind you boy, fetch those books before I use your hide for a binding!"

That... is... uh... 

Guess that's what I get for the closest book to me being the Dark Heresy core rulebook.

[Tiberius]

Nearest book is the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer...

"When Bayoneting an oncoming foe, thrust firmly into the throat or chest.  To ensure the foe is dead, repeat the procedure several times."

Wait!  Wrong page!

"c) Your best protection is to take advantage of natural obsticals that vehicles cannot cross: deep streams, ravines or canals."

That's... better?

[Radiation]

...method for shocking the brains of the mentally ill.

[N. De Plume]

“It’s worth noting that WordPress offers some basic image manipulation and editing directly within the Media Library.”

Anyone care to translate that for me?

[Caitshidhe]

Translation: you are going to turn up online in badly-photoshopped dirty pictures.

Mine's no fun at all. From 'Penny Candy' by Jean Kerr: "He couldn't have been more accusing if he had discovered one of the children starving and chained to a bedpost."

Does this mean I'm going to spend  2012 as a sadistic Pedobear??

[SimSim]

I got, "Salt is a matter of personal taste, so it's virtually impossible for anyone to ascertain the right amount of salt for someone else."

[N. De Plume]

So you’ll have trouble figuring out how to please your partner?

[Sigmaleph]

The book nearest to me happened to be a 1941 Mechanical Engineers' Handbook, page 45 is a table headed "Radians expressed in degrees".

So I guess my sex life in 2012 will be multiplied by 180/pi?

[Thejebusfire]

The book closest to me is my mother's bible.