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Offline Lithp

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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2012, 12:46:59 am »
I've done that about her shit twice now & no one noticed it.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2012, 12:51:31 am »
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Wow, had never even heard of this before.  Yikes.  I've heard some bad stories about crazy people and shit, but this is up with the craziest.

Intentional?

Yes, that was intentional.  My mom used to work at a nursing home and found a guy who had rolled his turd into a ball and was drawing all over the walls with it.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2012, 01:00:18 am »
Quote from: TGRwulf on February 17, 2012, 12:51:31 am
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 17, 2012, 12:38:33 am
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Wow, had never even heard of this before.  Yikes.  I've heard some bad stories about crazy people and shit, but this is up with the craziest.

Intentional?

Yes, that was intentional.  My mom used to work at a nursing home and found a guy who had rolled his turd into a ball and was drawing all over the walls with it.

I've heard similar stories actually. :/
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2012, 04:53:27 am »
As have I. :/
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2012, 05:01:57 am »
Quote from: TGRwulf on February 17, 2012, 12:51:31 am
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 17, 2012, 12:38:33 am
Quote from: TGRwulf on February 17, 2012, 12:35:18 am
Wow, had never even heard of this before.  Yikes.  I've heard some bad stories about crazy people and shit, but this is up with the craziest.

Intentional?

Yes, that was intentional.  My mom used to work at a nursing home and found a guy who had rolled his turd into a ball and was drawing all over the walls with it.

But apart from that, Governor Bush is the perfect dinner companion.  :P
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2012, 05:10:50 am »
Quote from: Lithp on February 16, 2012, 09:43:09 pm
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I thought your country revolted because we kept on pointing out that if you want an army to protect you, then you have to pay for it?

Nope. Windowshitters. There was some nonsense about representation, but really, it was the windowshitters. Everyone was just too polite to say it.

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The problem is, when something goes really wrong, instead of taking responsibility, you get a lecture on how the community should take the blame as the person lived there and it's all the fault of the community for not welcoming said person in with open arms.

That doesn't actually explain what people should do about it. Call the police? Clean it yourself? Board up her window? Shoot her? Hey, look at that, the mental health professionals are part of the community, & they aren't doing anything about her shit either. If I didn't know better, I'd say they were applying misdirection.

Lithp, the whole 'Care in the Community' thing was smoke and mirrors:  In the UK, Mental Hospitals occupied huge swathes of ground and there was a desire to sell these off to make money - they were seen as prime real estate.  So Care in the Community was created, even though it was hugely unpopular, it went ahead.  The Mental Health professionals say it's a much better, more humane, situation, but none of them live in the communities affected.  The places these poor unfortunates end up isn't some nice, middle-class neighbourhood, rather it tends to be sink estates or areas that councils use as dumping grounds for undesirable residents.

If you try to confront this, though, the same professionals who champion it will accuse you of being the new Hitler (you want to round these people up and put them in hospitals, SHAME ON YOU!), the debate goes nowhere and you end up with someone who hears voices in his head telling him to go and kill living next door to someone else who's now living on borrowed time.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2012, 06:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Lithp on February 16, 2012, 09:43:09 pm
That doesn't actually explain what people should do about it. Call the police? Clean it yourself? Board up her window? Shoot her?

Please. Shoot her? This isn't America, with your crude, violent and oversimplistic solutions. This is Scotland we're talking about, a land of Celtic traditions stretching back over the centuries and millennia, a land filled with outstanding natural beauty, a land of innovation in science, engineering and economics...

The solution is to knife her.

In other, unrelated news, I would like to ask the mods on this board where I can claim my prize for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Stereotype Perpetuation.

In related news, this doesn't seem to happen in my area. But then again, not a lot else does, either.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2012, 06:25:49 pm »
I'll have you know, I solve most of my problems with Tabby.

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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2012, 07:32:05 pm »
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Quote from: Lithp on February 16, 2012, 09:43:09 pm
That doesn't actually explain what people should do about it. Call the police? Clean it yourself? Board up her window? Shoot her?

Please. Shoot her? This isn't America, with your crude, violent and oversimplistic solutions. This is Scotland we're talking about, a land of Celtic traditions stretching back over the centuries and millennia, a land filled with outstanding natural beauty, a land of innovation in science, engineering and economics...

The solution is to knife her.

In other, unrelated news, I would like to ask the mods on this board where I can claim my prize for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Stereotype Perpetuation.

In related news, this doesn't seem to happen in my area. But then again, not a lot else does, either.

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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2012, 01:16:45 am »
WHAT THE FUCK.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2012, 01:41:32 am »
This sounds like a subculture of coprophiles and I would not be surprised if it already exists.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2012, 03:02:27 am »
Honestly, this story hasn't grossed me out in the slightest.

When we first moved to the place I'm currently living in, my brother and I were walking around in the woods on our little 10 acres, and came across something very, very...disturbing.  We found a makeshift toilet made out of an old toilet seat and some 2x4s, complete with toilet paper.

What did Ka and I do upon this discovery?  Why, destroy the fucking thing as violently as possible.  Fucking thing was on our property, anyway, and we have a right to break shit on our property if we damn well want to.

And, whoever the fuck it was made ANOTHER ONE shortly after that.  We found that one and beat it to pieces, too.  Then, then...last attempt, he made the last one with metal!  But, he didn't bet on Ka and I just saying "fuck it," and getting a sledgehammer and beating it into a bent, crumpled mess.

After that, though, it seems the motherfucker got the god damned message.  You wanna take a shit, use your own fuckin toilet, on your own fuckin land.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2012, 07:57:14 am »
Smash the thing? This isn't Scotland, with their violent, thuggish, knifing ways. This is America we're talking about, a land proud of its centuries of progressive, democratic heritage, a land of diversity where the deserts of Arizona and the Florida Keys exist in the same country, a land of inalienable rights, fierce individualism and yet, that unity that proclaims, "out of many, one"...

The solution is to find the bastard and shoot him.

In unrelated news, I'd like to claim the prize for Most Reptitive Forum Member; any information from the mods would be very helpful.

In related news, this still hasn't happened in my area.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2012, 01:54:12 pm »
CtraK: <3
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2012, 03:45:14 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardyloo

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Prior to the advent of indoor plumbing, Gardyloo was a phrase used, first in Scotland, then in England, later in other European countries to warn passers-by that the contents of chamber pots were about to be thrown out of windows into nearby gutters.
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