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How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:31:52 am »
So as we all know, Ebola has reached our shores.  I know and after we did....nothing to prevent it.  But at least one forward thinking, righteous man has an answer that we, as Americans, should all get behind.

Just kill the sick!

Unfortunately I can't copy paste the article in question as the images aren't separate elements but be sure, this is the most vile thing I've ever seen since Paul Ryan's alternative to the ACA was don't get sick.  And not only does this moron think we should kill the sick, we should also kill the people who treat them, kill anyone who photographs or videotapes them, or anyone who might even have been in a movie with Kevin Bacon.

He also goes on to speculate how the virus might have been transmitted.  Ignoring such things as scientific fact or common sense, he thinks it's because the people over there were eating one another.  If only they could have learned calculus this virus wouldn't have had a chance to pass itself from host to host.  I mean we all know that it's not doctors with their medicine or their learning that stops sickness.  No it's higher forms of math.

Ironbite-thank the gods they sent this idiot to remind us how stupid the right wing truly is.

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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2014, 04:20:25 am »
...I honestly thought that it would have been something as simple as "poor people are to blame if they get sick and if they can't afford their treatment they deserve to die."

I didn't think he would go as far as say (and I am quoting him)
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But if somebody gets through and has Ebola, kill it with fire and salt the earth. Compassion is a killer.

Excuse me as I move a bit further away from USA. Just to be safe...

(I think you guys should do something about that maniac...)
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2014, 06:28:51 am »
...Of course he's anti-abortion, because fuck logic.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2014, 07:05:09 am »
...Of course he's anti-abortion, because fuck logic.
Teh unborn BABIEEES are innocent and therefore must be protected while the poor smuchks who get ebola clearly deserve to die.

Protect the unborn and fuck the living. The true Red blooded, Christian, 'Murrican way.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2014, 09:09:27 am »
This guy's a fucking idiot.

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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2014, 02:16:32 pm »
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How many new infections are there per victim? If the number is more than 1, euthanize at 50/50. That's just math.
Sure, but you haven't established your premise. New infections per victim vary based on several factors and must eventually be lower than one (evidence: we're not all dead). The disagreement is not over the mathematical part of the argument, but the epidemiological one, i.e. can we effectively quarantine Ebola. If you want to argue for immediate execution, establish that in fact current practices are not good enough. You can prove anything with math if you freely assume the empirical facts are whatever you want them to be.

Source: I am in fact very good at calculus.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2014, 02:24:35 pm »
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People with Ebola in the US need to be humanely put down immediately.

I'm a right-to-die sort of person -- thought I suspect this GOP official very odiously isn't -- and I think people who know they'll die from a horrible disease in a few days should be able to make that decision themselves (apparently he wants to make these decisions for them). Have a painless way to go out, you know?

Oh, but the GOP is against assisted suicide. Fuck them.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2014, 03:36:25 pm »
Give him Ebola, then see what he says.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2014, 04:46:30 pm »
It's hard to believe that he's serious.  If he is, then it's hard to believe that he's sane.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2014, 05:08:50 pm »
I was half expecting to open the thread and it would say "Bomb Liberia!"

That isn't too may steps beyond what he actually said, is it?
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2014, 05:37:25 pm »
Another point this fucking idiot missed is that if someone dies of Ebola, their dead body remains a vector of infection. So just killing people because they're sick will probably (I'm not sure but I'm confidant) spread the infection even more than, y'know, taking care the sick.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2014, 06:27:17 pm »
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2014, 06:45:05 pm »
Doesn't Ebola have about a 20% or so survival rate?
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2014, 07:12:35 pm »
Doesn't Ebola have about a 20% or so survival rate?
Give him Ebola, then see what he says.

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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2014, 07:26:04 pm »
Doesn't Ebola have about a 20% or so survival rate?
Give him Ebola, then see what he says.

Random protestors running up and splattering human blood on the faces of generals and war mongering pols was a thing back in the eighties. I say bring it back for Paul Ryan.

Not a bad thought, but they'd probably end up shot by either the police or Secret Service.
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