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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1395 on: June 08, 2012, 09:59:41 pm »
Rebooting my router and not having all the set-up information like I thought. That annoys me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1396 on: June 09, 2012, 01:09:35 am »
A limerick:

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« Reply #1397 on: June 09, 2012, 01:15:40 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1398 on: June 09, 2012, 01:21:29 am »
Aw, that's too bad. I find that one particularly whimsical~

What if it's the name of a robot or a superhero?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1399 on: June 09, 2012, 01:23:59 am »
I prefer the term "filthy gyppo" myself.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1400 on: June 09, 2012, 02:03:09 am »
My feet hurt so much from work that I am literally limping around my house.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1401 on: June 09, 2012, 02:30:36 am »
I prefer the term "filthy gyppo" myself.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1402 on: June 09, 2012, 01:14:06 pm »
My neighbors are popping fire crackers in June why i don't know but its worse than when their car alarm went off for two whole hours at like two AM woke up half the damn neighborhood.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1403 on: June 09, 2012, 01:16:51 pm »
I prefer the term "filthy gyppo" myself.
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I'd call them "dirty thieving gypsters", but I don't really care for all this political correctness.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1404 on: June 09, 2012, 01:33:26 pm »
how I feel when I post something really awesome in a thread only to have the post buried by two idiots having an argument about something petty from 2 pages back...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1405 on: June 09, 2012, 08:13:22 pm »
I'm annoyed that I bought a stick of butter only to find it's far to hard to spread on bread without tearing it to shreds. I have to use a cheese grater to cover the bread in a layer of butter gratings.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1406 on: June 09, 2012, 09:41:23 pm »
I have a sunburn and it hurts. On the plus side, I'll be pretty tan.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1407 on: June 10, 2012, 01:01:19 pm »
My mom had a super realistic dream last night in which she saw the ghost of my grandfather standing in front of her, saying her name. She says she heard it clearly, and everything was as vivid as real life. She's trying to convince me that it's an actual message from my grandfather, and proof of ghosts/angels.

I brought up the fact that she spent the entire day yesterday watching ghost/angel programs is the likliest explanation for what caused this dream. She is not convinced. She is worse than unconvinced, she scoffed.

I told her about the few times where I've had super realistic dreams that included clear auditory hallucinations, and because they were ridiculous dreams that did not involving angels or ghosts, she brushed it off and said, "Well, I'm just saying that couldn't have been a dream".

Yesterday wasn't the only day she's spent watching ghost/angel shows. She does that every day she has off. Unfortunately, out of the 500+ channels we have, there is always at least one channel with some kind of ghosty show on.

I don't really care about what she believes, it just frustrates the living hell out of me when she tries to convince me of them. She practically believes everything she hears, it's no fucking wonder I grew up to be a Y.E.C.

The worst part of all of this is that she hates the fact that I am now a skeptic. Any time she tries to convince me of something, whether it's ghosts, angels, bigfoot, whatever, she always gets this subtle look of shock when I counter with an alternate explanation, or tell her why her argument is unconvincing. She wants me to believe everything I hear, just like she does. It bothers her that I don't, anymore. And that bothers me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1408 on: June 10, 2012, 01:28:55 pm »
That's a real bitch to deal with, Hades. Kinda reminds me of my mom trying to convince me that my dad's ghost somehow recorded a baseball game that she randomly found on the DVR, because she insisted there was no way that she had accidentally hit record for it. Scuse me while I claw my eyes out at that.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1409 on: June 10, 2012, 05:44:54 pm »
I'm out of bacon but it's raining and the shops are a good five blocks away.