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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #675 on: July 17, 2016, 10:26:15 pm »
Oh I know that, I would hate to be the dick teacher since I've had so many of them over the years, I worry mostly cause I'm far too blunt for my own good so If I hate someone I tell it to their face (well most of the time any way, since I have yet to try and tear the Contrarian a new one and I hate him.)

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« Reply #676 on: July 19, 2016, 12:56:06 am »
Oh I know, now I just have him on Ignore, really cathartic that and imagining every person I shoot in a FPS is him. Makes playing Modern Warfare 1-3 more fun.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #677 on: July 19, 2016, 01:17:12 am »
True, but he's not the only person I do that for.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #678 on: July 19, 2016, 01:41:05 pm »
But I like the UK, I just hate that guy.

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« Reply #679 on: July 25, 2016, 03:04:31 am »
When the Canterlot castle toy says "adult assembly required" they are not kidding. Either the manual was using horribly small pictures or my eyes are getting worse but at least I managed to assemble most of it.


...Some parts were confiscated because my youngest kid would probably try to swallow them. At least his older sisters have a nice toy that they seem to love (until the toddler manages to break it or something.)
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #680 on: July 28, 2016, 07:44:23 pm »
So for some reason for the last couple of weeks I've been having a massive craving for gummy bears, not sure why and it's specifically gummy bears and no other gummy snacks.

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« Reply #681 on: July 29, 2016, 07:29:03 pm »
So for some reason for the last couple of weeks I've been having a massive craving for gummy bears, not sure why and it's specifically gummy bears and no other gummy snacks.

Now I want gummy bears too. Especially the chocolate covered kind.

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« Reply #682 on: November 16, 2016, 05:49:14 pm »
Stereotypes about Finns:
-Finns try to preserve the nature
-Finns prefer to stay among themselves
-Finns may seem rude to outsiders
-Finns are slow to warm up to new people but if you become a friend to a Finn they will be a lifelong friend
-Finns are comfortable in forests
-It is normal for Finns to sometimes spend time in a pond or forest naked

Replace Finns with Elves and you will be surprised...

Someone pointed out things like the Talvivaara fiasco but that is easy to explain as Orcs are just corrupted Elves and Talvivaara is Isengard all over again.

And the high amount of metal bands and goths simply means that we have our own Dark Elves.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #683 on: November 18, 2016, 04:22:38 pm »
Can I be a dwarf instead?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #684 on: December 27, 2016, 12:50:07 am »
Kids found some of Dr. Seuss books. I forgot what fun they are to read. And also what a pain in the ass they are to read aloud.
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« Reply #685 on: January 16, 2017, 11:08:23 pm »
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
- Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.
- Joe Biden has a number of dank memes.
- Therefore, Joe Biden is steel beams.

But wait, there's more!

- Steel beams were in the WTC.
- Therefore, Joe Biden did 9/11.
- Logically, this means that Joe Biden is Osama bin Laden.
- Joe Biden is dead and was killed by Obama.
- Joe Biden continues to speak and move, therefore, he is a zombie.
- Thus, Obama is a necromancer.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #686 on: January 19, 2017, 01:41:56 am »
Kids are watching some childrens cartoon and I just realized from the intro that the show has 4 main characters, two boys and two girls, which is unusual as it seems like most shows have a trio of characters (either two boys and one girl or more rarely two girls and one boy.)
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #687 on: February 15, 2017, 12:22:46 am »
Fallout 2, a game that proves that, no matter the circumstance, all you need to negotiate successful trades are the proper perks and automatic weapons.

Also, that you can be an utterly deranged serial killer that guns people down for the high crime of being ungrateful and still somehow end up a shining beacon of light for the wasteland.
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« Reply #688 on: February 16, 2017, 03:34:41 pm »
I have an unhealthy relationship with conversation hearts.

Specifically the Necco Sweethearts.  Bland, hard as nails, but there's something I love about them that Brach's just doesn't have.
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« Reply #689 on: February 17, 2017, 08:20:17 am »
In Fallout, much like the real world, you are judged by what you do, not by your motives.

If you murder a bunch of kids and civilians the world does not care if it was an ironic joke about the freedom of speech. Likewise if you murder slavers and release the slaves it is considered a nice thing eve n if you did it so that you could loot the slavers and releasing the slaves was just a side effect.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!