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Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« on: February 08, 2012, 04:41:53 am »
No...that's not a typo.  There is a woman suing New York City for $900 Trillion dollars because they removed her children.

And you'll never guess why

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In court papers, the ACS references several peculiar incidents where Ogunbayo sought out medical treatment because she believed her children's skin color was becoming darker due to radiation. In a separate episode, the mother allegedly told school officials the FBI was after the boys

She's also representing herself in this case as well.  If that ain't crazy I don't know crazy.

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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 04:45:03 am »
I was ready to declare her insane at the 900 trillion part, let alone the actual examples of batshit loony. When she loses, because we all know she will, I suggest the statecounter with forcing her to get some help.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2012, 05:43:07 am »
Skin getting darker due to radiation, otherwise known as a suntan.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2012, 06:07:38 am »
As much as I want to laugh my ass off at this, mental illnesses and disorders are serious conditions that should be addressed and treated before the conidition places the person in a situation where they are a danger to themselves or others.

(Okay, I still laughed.)
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 10:02:32 am »
Quote from: Jodie on February 08, 2012, 06:07:38 am
As much as I want to laugh my ass off at this, mental illnesses and disorders are serious conditions that should be addressed and treated before the conidition places the person in a situation where they are a danger to themselves or others.

(Okay, I still laughed.)
It’s okay. Even serious situations can be humorous. And that is even without factoring in gallows humor.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012, 10:17:09 am »
Quote from: starseeker on February 08, 2012, 05:43:07 am
Skin getting darker due to radiation, otherwise known as a suntan.

Win.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2012, 10:55:45 am »
Yeah.  Suing for a ludicrous amount is not helping your "I'm not crazy!" case, lady.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2012, 04:17:43 pm »
900 trillion dollars is over 1/3 of the total value of all economic production in the history of the human race.

900 trillion dollars is around 64 times the Unites State's total GDP.

Someone needs to be sent back to an elementary school math class.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2012, 05:35:38 pm »
When did Dr. Evil get a sex change and batshit loony conspiracies?
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2012, 05:47:40 pm »
They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!
 
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2012, 06:00:27 pm »
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2012, 09:56:38 pm »
Quote from: thejebusfire on February 08, 2012, 05:47:40 pm
They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!
 

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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2012, 06:49:28 pm »
Her lawyer says he won't bill her if he fails collect.
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2012, 07:51:13 pm »
Why yes, that's a totally reasonable amount of money to sue someone for./sarcasm
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Re: Woman Sues NYC for $900 Trillion
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2012, 11:19:57 pm »
Could someone nominate her radiation quote for CTSTDT, and maybe a Francis E. Dec award?
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