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Offline Morgenleoht

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So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« on: March 26, 2013, 11:20:14 pm »
So I was reading about some white supremacist music festival being held in my hometown today and just felt disgust at the fact that a lot of the wankers who'll go to it sharing my belief system. It was the nail in the coffin as I've become very jaded with the general lunacy, crystal-gazing fuckwittery and denial of reality that pervades the New Age movement. I was done with it after trying the prayers, the positive thinking and the crystals, seeing the bullshit about Himalayan salt lamps sucking positive ions out of the air and helping with depression and/or mould, seeing people spend hundreds of dollars on psychics and casting my own runes and them not doing a fucking thing.

So I'm officially agnostic with an Asatru slant. I still follow the Nine Noble Virtues (oddly enough, the Odinic Rite ones of Courage, Truth, Honour, Fidelity, Discipline, Hospitality, Self Reliance, Industriousness, and Perseverance) and do my damnedest to keep my word and stick by those I consider kith and kin but I have accepted that there is no scientific proof for my beliefs.

I'm not a full-blown atheist mostly because I honestly don't know. Maybe one day I'll be more certain.

So... yeah. I'm an agnostic. Can I have cookies?
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 11:21:56 pm »
S'mores cookies?


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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 11:25:27 pm »
"Welcome to the darkside" seems a silly thing to say. I prefer viewing this as a "now you've seen the light."

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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 11:34:39 pm »
"Welcome to the darkside" seems a silly thing to say. I prefer viewing this as a "now you've seen the light."


Exactly, this isn't the Sith Order, plus they lied about having cookies to begin with.  ;D

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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 11:35:52 pm »
Maybe.
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 11:36:46 pm »
...Now I want cookies.
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 04:53:31 am »
"Welcome to the darkside" seems a silly thing to say. I prefer viewing this as a "now you've seen the light."


Exactly, this isn't the Sith Order, plus they lied about having cookies to begin with.  ;D

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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 01:18:50 pm »
Your cookies are bad and you should feel bad.

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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 05:45:54 pm »
*shoves oatmeal raisin cookies down Ibby's throat, and offers chocolate chip to everybody else*
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2013, 05:47:11 pm »
*shoves oatmeal raisin cookies down Ibby's throat, and offers chocolate chip to everybody else*

Hey come on now!  Oatmeal raisin cookies have such a bad rep when they're actually really good. :P
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2013, 05:49:36 pm »
*shoves oatmeal raisin cookies down Ibby's throat, and offers chocolate chip to everybody else*

Hey come on now!  Oatmeal raisin cookies have such a bad rep when they're actually really good. :P

Depends if they're made with molasses and brown sugar or not.
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2013, 11:26:10 pm »
Pshaw. Here, have some of my mother's homemade double chocolate chip cookies.
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2013, 11:36:34 pm »

Hey come on now!  Oatmeal raisin cookies have such a bad rep when they're actually really good. :P

Depends if they're made with molasses and brown sugar or not.

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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 01:11:08 am »
Oatmeal raisin cookies taste like cat litter. Ginger snaps are where it's at.
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Re: So I've come to the dark(ish) side. Do you have cookies?
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 01:22:45 am »
*shoves oatmeal raisin cookies down Ibby's throat, and offers chocolate chip to everybody else*

Hey come on now!  Oatmeal raisin cookies have such a bad rep when they're actually really good. :P

Oatmeal Raisin is the Nickelback of cookies.
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