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Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« on: March 17, 2013, 12:04:14 am »

Lauren Drain, a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church, thinks there is a distinct possibility that Fred Phelps' particularly virulent form of homophobia resulted from a gay experience in his youth:

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I never understood why, when [the media asked him], "Why are you so against the homosexuals? Did you have a homosexual experience? Do you have homosexual tendencies?" And he would get so mad, he would shut down. And he'd be like, "I can't talk to this person anymore, they're stupid." His reaction to that was stronger than any other question you can ask him. So I always wondered that - why does he get so mad? If I'm not gay, I'll just say I'm not gay. And I'm not going to freak out, like, "Why are you calling me gay?" I always thought that was super strange. … I don't know what happened there, so [speculation] is all that I can leave it at. But something happened, and something made him change his mind about the military, and in turn have kind of a crusade against sexual immorality and homosexuals.

Of course this is only speculation, though there are some studies that purport to show that at least some people who crusade against homosexuality are secretly repressing same-sex attraction. And in spite of the flaws from those studies, we at least have anecdotal evidence of this phenomenon: Roy Cohn, Terry Dolan, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Roy Ashburn, George Rekers and Eddie Long, for example. All I know for sure is, anyone who can devote that much of their life to the cause of bashing LGBT people certainly triggers my gaydar...

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2013, 12:21:20 am »
It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2013, 02:39:11 am »
The important thing is that the GLBT movement show him their support and help him accept himself the way he is.

Maybe people should show up in front of his home with signs like:

"Remember that Jesus loves you."

"It gets better."

etc.

Maybe offer to support him when he feels he can "come out" to his family.
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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2013, 11:05:20 am »
It would explain pretty much everything about WBC....especially the obsessive use of butt sex icons on their protest signs :P
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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2013, 08:17:44 pm »
I've been thinking this for YEARS!

Fred Phelps = Hard-core self-hating closet case!

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2013, 09:23:52 pm »
I hope he isn't. The casualties from every irony meter in the world going nuclear would be unthinkable.
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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2013, 07:31:18 pm »
Saw this on tumblr and thought it was timely.

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 07:09:21 am »
Looking at that photo I'm now totally convinced there's gay porn under the lectern!

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2013, 01:42:45 pm »
I hope he isn't. The casualties from every irony meter in the world going nuclear would be unthinkable.

The thing is, it wouldn't really even TWITCH my irony meter. At this point I pretty well freaking EXPECT it. Phred Felps is such an aggressive, virulent, fire-breathing gay-hating homophobe--far beyond what most public homophobes would do--whose entire public image for the last 25+ years has been centred around GODHATESFAGS that there's no other explanation for him except that he's a self-loathing closeted gay man. I'd be MORE surprised if it turned out he WASN'T.
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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2013, 06:02:37 pm »
I hope he isn't. The casualties from every irony meter in the world going nuclear would be unthinkable.

The thing is, it wouldn't really even TWITCH my irony meter. At this point I pretty well freaking EXPECT it.  Phred Felps   is such an aggressive, virulent, fire-breathing gay-hating homophobe--far beyond what most public homophobes would do--whose entire public image for the last 25+ years has been centred around GODHATESFAGS that there's no other explanation for him except that he's a self-loathing closeted gay man. I'd be MORE surprised if it turned out he WASN'T.

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2013, 03:17:36 pm »
He also looks like Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2-3.


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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 10:41:00 pm »
I had always assumed that he had been attacked when he was young, as opposed to having an "experience".  Mind you, this is all speculation.   I see no problem with this just being effing religious fanaticism at work.

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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2013, 01:16:20 pm »
I had always assumed that he had been attacked when he was young...
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Re: Is Fred Phelps Gay?
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2013, 03:22:36 pm »
It IS a fucking weapon after all...
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