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Title: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 10, 2018, 08:37:55 pm
Hello. As we all know that due the horrible sexual revolution, people are no longer saving sex till marriage for it’s biological purpose of procreating  and people are holding back marriage into their 30s instead of marrying in their 20s. That really depresses me because when I am in my 30s, it will be rare to find a women in her 30s that is still a virgin. People today don’t understand that sex with virgins are the best sex because it is more personal and special. It means that your genitals are the only genitals that have ever touched your partners. It would also be a bad influence on my children if my wife ever tells them about it. They could easily use her sexual degeneracy as an excuse to have sex before marriage themselves. Which means that it is better for me to not procreate at all so that I do not produce such sinful offspring that are going to hell.

This means that my heterosexual hormones do not serve any purposes. I have done a great job at repressing myself when I’m AWAKE. However because of anxiety disorder, at least once a week I have nightmares of getting molested or raped by females. Then I wake up in terror with semen in my bed.

I am sick and tired of these nightmares. So do any of you know where I can buy chemical castration drugs to make me asexual since the chances of finding a virgin wife is so low.

Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 10, 2018, 10:00:34 pm
The vast majority of hormones that give you your sex drive and make your dick and balls do its thing are produced in the testicles. So to answer your question, a sharp pair of gardening shears and a nice, big, thick piece of leather to bite down on should do the trick. You might also want to keep a lighter on hand to cauterise everything.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 10, 2018, 10:46:37 pm
The vast majority of hormones that give you your sex drive and make your dick and balls do its thing are produced in the testicles. So to answer your question, a sharp pair of gardening shears and a nice, big, thick piece of leather to bite down on should do the trick. You might also want to keep a lighter on hand to cauterise everything.

The problem is that when I turned 18, I signed an agreement to have my medical knowledge shared with my parents. So if my doctor notices in my next checkup that I am missing testicles, then my parents would find out. While my dad taught me to sexually repress myself, he is still idealistic and thinks that I can meet my future wife in college which I am a freshman in. Therefore both of my parents would not be happy if they learn I castrated myself.

However if I give you a location on google maps in an area of the woods I take walks in, you can dress in some disguise, maybe as a clown like Pennywise, and attack me, doing those things to me. Then you can drive away from the scene, and it will be on the news that a phyco attacked me, and cut off my testes. However since you will be masked and don’t live nearby, you will never be found and caught by the authorities. In return for this, I will do anything to owe you my gratitude. I will delete this comment after you agree to do so that nobody finds out what really happened.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 10, 2018, 10:56:11 pm
I'm in.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 10, 2018, 11:08:54 pm
I'm in.

Ok I will send you a pm on the location I will be at. We can arrange a date depending on where you live in America and how long it takes to drive to where I am.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: dpareja on May 10, 2018, 11:12:33 pm
I'm in.

Ok I will send you a pm on the location I will be at. We can arrange a date depending on where you live in America and how long it takes to drive to where I am.

I think you'll have to buy him one of those sea-cars.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: ironbite on May 11, 2018, 08:48:28 am
Can shy fix the main site now?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 11, 2018, 10:13:37 am
I don't know, but apparently I can fix this fellow's cock and balls problem.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 11, 2018, 10:29:40 pm
I need a large loan from someone so I can both pay Art Vadely $13600 to be able to come to the United States and castrate me, and extra money to invest in a bank account so I can make enough money to pay back in interest.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 12, 2018, 12:05:18 am
While I am loath to deny Art the opportunity to practice surgical skills, I will point out that you can totally get drugs that can make you asexual pretty easily

Sertraline (you might know it as zoloft) has reduced sex drive as a relatively common side effect, and it's one of the most popular antidepressants available so you can probably get it just by telling a psychiatrist you're depressed.

If that doesn't work, spironolactone is the androgen antagonist of choice in the US and you can get a prescription by going to any informed consent HRT clinic and saying you're a trans woman. Its effects on libido are much more reliable and is probably the closest thing to chemical castration that's easily available. I suspect that it's even more likely to kill your sex drive if you're not in fact trans.

(as testosterone blockers go, I prefer cyproterone acetate, but that's not as easy to get in the US since it's not FDA approved)
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 12, 2018, 05:07:13 am
While I am loath to deny Art the opportunity to practice surgical skills, I will point out that you can totally get drugs that can make you asexual pretty easily

Sertraline (you might know it as zoloft) has reduced sex drive as a relatively common side effect, and it's one of the most popular antidepressants available so you can probably get it just by telling a psychiatrist you're depressed.

If that doesn't work, spironolactone is the androgen antagonist of choice in the US and you can get a prescription by going to any informed consent HRT clinic and saying you're a trans woman. Its effects on libido are much more reliable and is probably the closest thing to chemical castration that's easily available. I suspect that it's even more likely to kill your sex drive if you're not in fact trans.

(as testosterone blockers go, I prefer cyproterone acetate, but that's not as easy to get in the US since it's not FDA approved)

I have been seeing a psychiatrist because of mood issues and extreme anxiety disorder. I am taking medications for my mood disorder which has been helping, but the mood medications will test if I have rapidly cycling bipolar disorder, so any antidepressant I would be prescribed would be one that would treat bipolar disorder. So I don’t think I would be prescribed Sertraline.

As for sprirolactone, how would I possibly be able to disguise myself as a man who had fake “sex reassignment surgery” that gave me feminine sexual characteristics?

I don’t want to break the law so cyproterone acetate is off the list. So, if you have any idea on how I can trick an HRT Clinic that I’m a physically feminized man, then I will gladly do so. Otherwise, I should get a loan from someone to pay Art.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 12, 2018, 05:07:37 am
I'm confused by the "asexual, except for virgins" thing. How does that work?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 12, 2018, 09:34:45 am
I'm confused by the "asexual, except for virgins" thing. How does that work?

I am not asexual. I am saying that I want to be asexual because of my slim chances of finding a virgin wife meaning that my heterosexual hormones do not serve any future purposes. So I have no reason for having to deal with my nightmares.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 12, 2018, 11:45:45 am
I'm confused by the "asexual, except for virgins" thing. How does that work?

I am not asexual. I am saying that I want to be asexual because of my slim chances of finding a virgin wife meaning that my heterosexual hormones do not serve any future purposes. So I have no reason for having to deal with my nightmares.

I am actually somewhere in between asexual and normal heterosexual. To reproduce, I would have to first masterbate before sticking my penis in my wife’s vagina. And I would feel horrible because my wife wouldn’t get the sex that she would want to have. It is like I have a fapping fetish which I got beginning at age 6. What happened was that I asked my dad why my penis is bigger than it usually is and he said that it is because I think about it too much. I repress myself from masterbating during the day, but in my nightmares, I always end up seeing myself get a large errection in my dream before I wake up wet with semen. But I am not sure if I can get this fetish fucking cured.
 
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: niam2023 on May 13, 2018, 08:43:51 pm
Honestly I hope your kids who are male turn out to be bisexual athletic lothario types, and the girls become assertive ethical slut types.

Just so as to tell your medieval mentality to go fuck itself.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 13, 2018, 09:01:25 pm
As for sprirolactone, how would I possibly be able to disguise myself as a man who had fake “sex reassignment surgery” that gave me feminine sexual characteristics?

I don’t want to break the law so cyproterone acetate is off the list. So, if you have any idea on how I can trick an HRT Clinic that I’m a physically feminized man, then I will gladly do so. Otherwise, I should get a loan from someone to pay Art.

You don't need to be "physically feminized" or have had surgery to get HRT. Most trans people start with HRT and then consider if they want surgery of any kind. Indeed it'd be kind of pointless to give a testosterone blocker to someone who already had their testicles removed.

So, no, you don't have to 'trick them'. If you want spiro and you pick the right clinic you just need to say "hi, I'm trans".

(obligatory disclaimer: it's usually a terrible idea to undergo HRT if you're not actually trans, I cannot recommend gender dysphoria to anyone. But it is less of a terrible idea than amateur genital surgery. It's up to you whether you want estrogen to go with that; it has its own side effects you might not like but it's also unhealthy to have low levels of both hormones. This is not medical advice, I am not a doctor, etc.)
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 13, 2018, 10:55:14 pm
Honestly I hope your kids who are male turn out to be bisexual athletic lothario types, and the girls become assertive ethical slut types.

Just so as to tell your medieval mentality to go fuck itself.

So you want my boys to be disrespectful to women by thinking of them and treating them as sex objects instead of people? Wow it shows that you are the real mysogonist. You want my girls to get pregnant at age 16 which would be a horrible traumatic experience for them to get into?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 13, 2018, 10:59:55 pm
As for sprirolactone, how would I possibly be able to disguise myself as a man who had fake “sex reassignment surgery” that gave me feminine sexual characteristics?

I don’t want to break the law so cyproterone acetate is off the list. So, if you have any idea on how I can trick an HRT Clinic that I’m a physically feminized man, then I will gladly do so. Otherwise, I should get a loan from someone to pay Art.

You don't need to be "physically feminized" or have had surgery to get HRT. Most trans people start with HRT and then consider if they want surgery of any kind. Indeed it'd be kind of pointless to give a testosterone blocker to someone who already had their testicles removed.

So, no, you don't have to 'trick them'. If you want spiro and you pick the right clinic you just need to say "hi, I'm trans".

(obligatory disclaimer: it's usually a terrible idea to undergo HRT if you're not actually trans, I cannot recommend gender dysphoria to anyone. But it is less of a terrible idea than amateur genital surgery. It's up to you whether you want estrogen to go with that; it has its own side effects you might not like but it's also unhealthy to have low levels of both hormones. This is not medical advice, I am not a doctor, etc.)

But wouldn’t my medical records say otherwise?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 14, 2018, 07:33:02 am
As for sprirolactone, how would I possibly be able to disguise myself as a man who had fake “sex reassignment surgery” that gave me feminine sexual characteristics?

I don’t want to break the law so cyproterone acetate is off the list. So, if you have any idea on how I can trick an HRT Clinic that I’m a physically feminized man, then I will gladly do so. Otherwise, I should get a loan from someone to pay Art.

You don't need to be "physically feminized" or have had surgery to get HRT. Most trans people start with HRT and then consider if they want surgery of any kind. Indeed it'd be kind of pointless to give a testosterone blocker to someone who already had their testicles removed.

So, no, you don't have to 'trick them'. If you want spiro and you pick the right clinic you just need to say "hi, I'm trans".

(obligatory disclaimer: it's usually a terrible idea to undergo HRT if you're not actually trans, I cannot recommend gender dysphoria to anyone. But it is less of a terrible idea than amateur genital surgery. It's up to you whether you want estrogen to go with that; it has its own side effects you might not like but it's also unhealthy to have low levels of both hormones. This is not medical advice, I am not a doctor, etc.)

But wouldn’t my medical records say otherwise?
Eh? How would anyone here know?

Besides, I'm pretty sure doctors can't say "you can't identify as trans because your medical record here clearly states that's not the case."
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 14, 2018, 09:58:45 am
As for sprirolactone, how would I possibly be able to disguise myself as a man who had fake “sex reassignment surgery” that gave me feminine sexual characteristics?

I don’t want to break the law so cyproterone acetate is off the list. So, if you have any idea on how I can trick an HRT Clinic that I’m a physically feminized man, then I will gladly do so. Otherwise, I should get a loan from someone to pay Art.

You don't need to be "physically feminized" or have had surgery to get HRT. Most trans people start with HRT and then consider if they want surgery of any kind. Indeed it'd be kind of pointless to give a testosterone blocker to someone who already had their testicles removed.

So, no, you don't have to 'trick them'. If you want spiro and you pick the right clinic you just need to say "hi, I'm trans".

(obligatory disclaimer: it's usually a terrible idea to undergo HRT if you're not actually trans, I cannot recommend gender dysphoria to anyone. But it is less of a terrible idea than amateur genital surgery. It's up to you whether you want estrogen to go with that; it has its own side effects you might not like but it's also unhealthy to have low levels of both hormones. This is not medical advice, I am not a doctor, etc.)

But wouldn’t my medical records say otherwise?
Eh? How would anyone here know?

Besides, I'm pretty sure doctors can't say "you can't identify as trans because your medical record here clearly states that's not the case."

But if I take HRT, it will go on my medical record which my parents still have access to because I signed a consent form when I turned 18. Besides, when they know that I am not undergoeing trans surgery, the doctors will stop prescribing HRT.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 14, 2018, 05:12:47 pm
If you're over 18 surely you can make your own medical decisions, you're an adult.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 14, 2018, 06:24:41 pm
But if I take HRT, it will go on my medical record which my parents still have access to because I signed a consent form when I turned 18. Besides, when they know that I am not undergoeing trans surgery, the doctors will stop prescribing HRT.

Many trans people don't undergo surgery. I've been on HRT for nearly two years now and I've discussed surgery with my doctor, but never beyond 'Is this something you may want?' (and when I said 'not yet, I have things to work out first' he said ok and gave me another prescription).

But that's secondary. You keep bringing up your parents and that's rather concerning. I would expect that whatever you signed can be reversed with the right court order or something; if your parents will cut off support over that (or over you taking medication they don't approve of) I suspect you have a far more serious problem to deal with first, which is gaining independence from them.

Here's my legit actual advice: work on leaving this environment where your parents have that degree of control over your life. You might find that your original problems disappear when you're in a better place in life, and even if they don't you will be better equipped to solve them without worrying about them looking over your shoulder.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 14, 2018, 08:38:39 pm
But if I take HRT, it will go on my medical record which my parents still have access to because I signed a consent form when I turned 18. Besides, when they know that I am not undergoeing trans surgery, the doctors will stop prescribing HRT.

Many trans people don't undergo surgery. I've been on HRT for nearly two years now and I've discussed surgery with my doctor, but never beyond 'Is this something you may want?' (and when I said 'not yet, I have things to work out first' he said ok and gave me another prescription).

But that's secondary. You keep bringing up your parents and that's rather concerning. I would expect that whatever you signed can be reversed with the right court order or something; if your parents will cut off support over that (or over you taking medication they don't approve of) I suspect you have a far more serious problem to deal with first, which is gaining independence from them.

Here's my legit actual advice: work on leaving this environment where your parents have that degree of control over your life. You might find that your original problems disappear when you're in a better place in life, and even if they don't you will be better equipped to solve them without worrying about them looking over your shoulder.

But first of all, I love my parents so I don’t want to have bad relationships with them. Second, how could I move out and be able to take care of myself without their help. I haven’t had enough training with living independently because my parents think I have too much mental problems to be able to do that right now so they have been holding me back. For example my mom thinks that since her dad was a terrible driver who got into so many car accidents, that I have his genes and would be a reckless driver as well. As a result, she is holding me back from getting a driver’s license.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2018, 09:04:01 pm
But first of all, I love my parents so I don’t want to have bad relationships with them. Second, how could I move out and be able to take care of myself without their help. I haven’t had enough training with living independently because my parents think I have too much mental problems to be able to do that right now so they have been holding me back. For example my mom thinks that since her dad was a terrible driver who got into so many car accidents, that I have his genes and would be a reckless driver as well. As a result, she is holding me back from getting a driver’s license.
All the more reason to start doing things for yourself without waiting for mummy and daddy to hold your hand.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 14, 2018, 09:22:44 pm
But first of all, I love my parents so I don’t want to have bad relationships with them. Second, how could I move out and be able to take care of myself without their help. I haven’t had enough training with living independently because my parents think I have too much mental problems to be able to do that right now so they have been holding me back. For example my mom thinks that since her dad was a terrible driver who got into so many car accidents, that I have his genes and would be a reckless driver as well. As a result, she is holding me back from getting a driver’s license.
All the more reason to start doing things for yourself without waiting for mummy and daddy to hold your hand.

But how could I do that, without damaging my reputation among my family members and not go completely broke.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2018, 10:35:46 pm
But first of all, I love my parents so I don’t want to have bad relationships with them. Second, how could I move out and be able to take care of myself without their help. I haven’t had enough training with living independently because my parents think I have too much mental problems to be able to do that right now so they have been holding me back. For example my mom thinks that since her dad was a terrible driver who got into so many car accidents, that I have his genes and would be a reckless driver as well. As a result, she is holding me back from getting a driver’s license.
All the more reason to start doing things for yourself without waiting for mummy and daddy to hold your hand.
But how could I do that, without damaging my reputation among my family members and not go completely broke.
I don't know about the latter, but if your family are that hellbent on controlling your every move as an adult, then telling them to go fuck themselves is probably for the best.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 14, 2018, 11:18:57 pm
But first of all, I love my parents so I don’t want to have bad relationships with them. Second, how could I move out and be able to take care of myself without their help. I haven’t had enough training with living independently because my parents think I have too much mental problems to be able to do that right now so they have been holding me back. For example my mom thinks that since her dad was a terrible driver who got into so many car accidents, that I have his genes and would be a reckless driver as well. As a result, she is holding me back from getting a driver’s license.
All the more reason to start doing things for yourself without waiting for mummy and daddy to hold your hand.
But how could I do that, without damaging my reputation among my family members and not go completely broke.
I don't know about the latter, but if your family are that hellbent on controlling your every move as an adult, then telling them to go fuck themselves is probably for the best.

But they keep saying that I will be independent and living on my own sometime in the indefinite future. Besides, I have a friend who is from a fundamentalist Protestant family that attends some tiny crazy  church that treats him like shit because he is a smart nerd. If I run away from home, they will consider me rebellious and forbid him from hanging out with me.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2018, 11:33:19 pm
But they keep saying that I will be independent and living on my own sometime in the indefinite future.
You actually believe that? Then again, you believe in demon attacks, so I guess it's not entirely out of character.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 14, 2018, 11:57:53 pm
But they keep saying that I will be independent and living on my own sometime in the indefinite future.
You actually believe that? Then again, you believe in demon attacks, so I guess it's not entirely out of character.

What they mean by indefinite is, after I graduate college which has been delayed because of mental health problems
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 15, 2018, 02:10:43 am
But they keep saying that I will be independent and living on my own sometime in the indefinite future.
You actually believe that? Then again, you believe in demon attacks, so I guess it's not entirely out of character.

What they mean by indefinite is, after I graduate college which has been delayed because of mental health problems

1. Get a job.

2. Pay a months rent for your domicile in advance.

3. Get the phone, gas and electricity connected.

Failing that, try sharehousing. Maybe skip the whole post Catholic virgin fetish thing in the house interview.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 15, 2018, 03:25:04 am
But they keep saying that I will be independent and living on my own sometime in the indefinite future.
You actually believe that? Then again, you believe in demon attacks, so I guess it's not entirely out of character.

What they mean by indefinite is, after I graduate college which has been delayed because of mental health problems

1. Get a job.

2. Pay a months rent for your domicile in advance.

3. Get the phone, gas and electricity connected.

Failing that, try sharehousing. Maybe skip the whole post Catholic virgin fetish thing in the house interview.

I am getting a bachelor’s degree so I can get a decent well paying job to have enough money to take care of myself.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 15, 2018, 03:43:58 am
Well I suspect that's not the ONLY barrier.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 15, 2018, 04:00:23 am
Well I suspect that's not the ONLY barrier.

Statistically, it is best that I get a bachelors degree in something that gives me a pratical job. I am majoring in General Biology so I could get a pratical well paying job and biology is a growing job in the state of Massachusetts where I live.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 15, 2018, 08:38:11 pm
*shrug* It's your life. If you think you want to graduate before looking for a job that's your decision to make. But that doesn't make your environment any healthier, just gives you a reason you might want to stick with it longer.

I'm not sure what you really want though. You say you want chemical castration drugs, but you don't want to get them without a medical prescription*, you don't want your parents to find out, and you don't want to fight their flagrant privacy invasion. As far as I can tell these three conditions are not simultaneously satisfiable.


*well, specifically you said "I don’t want to break the law" re: using a non-FDA approved medication. Which is a laudable impulse, but getting any sort of chemical castration drug without getting a prescription involves things at least as legally grey as that
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 15, 2018, 09:34:14 pm
*shrug* It's your life. If you think you want to graduate before looking for a job that's your decision to make. But that doesn't make your environment any healthier, just gives you a reason you might want to stick with it longer.

I'm not sure what you really want though. You say you want chemical castration drugs, but you don't want to get them without a medical prescription*, you don't want your parents to find out, and you don't want to fight their flagrant privacy invasion. As far as I can tell these three conditions are not simultaneously satisfiable.


*well, specifically you said "I don’t want to break the law" re: using a non-FDA approved medication. Which is a laudable impulse, but getting any sort of chemical castration drug without getting a prescription involves things at least as legally grey as that

That is why I want to give Art money to come to America to castrate me so it seems like a psycho attacked and castrated me. I’ll cut my hair and give myself other wounds as well to make it seem like an attack.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 15, 2018, 09:57:20 pm
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 16, 2018, 12:47:18 am
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2018, 01:34:42 am
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.

Not only that, but you technically would not be lying.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 16, 2018, 09:32:29 am
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.

Not only that, but you technically would not be lying.

Ok well then. Promise that when I have enough money to pay you, that you will keep your word.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2018, 09:44:13 am
Oh, I'll be around like a quarter pound.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Sigmaleph on May 16, 2018, 04:24:40 pm
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.

Right. A wild animal. That left injuries entirely inconsistent with a wild animal attack. I'm sure nobody will be sceptical of that.

Your plan keeps getting worse, and considering it started with 'I'd rather hire someone to practice amateur surgery on me than stop my parents from invading my privacy' that's definitely an accomplishment of some sort.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 16, 2018, 05:16:01 pm
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.

Right. A wild animal. That left injuries entirely inconsistent with a wild animal attack. I'm sure nobody will be sceptical of that.

Your plan keeps getting worse, and considering it started with 'I'd rather hire someone to practice amateur surgery on me than stop my parents from invading my privacy' that's definitely an accomplishment of some sort.
Now, now. Since he believes in demonic possession he can always claim that the groundhog that ate his balls was subject to demonic attack.

And he's majoring in biology, so he can put himself forward as an expert witness.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 16, 2018, 08:49:31 pm
...that's also illegal.

(in the castration itself, I think,  only Art is breaking the law. I don't know what legal situation paying for it puts you in, probably not a good one. But if a law enforcement officer asks you about it and you lie, that's definitely obstruction of justice)

Good point. Perhaps Art can do it and I can claim that a wild animal attacked me because it would only be a crime if I press charges against Art.

Right. A wild animal. That left injuries entirely inconsistent with a wild animal attack. I'm sure nobody will be sceptical of that.

Your plan keeps getting worse, and considering it started with 'I'd rather hire someone to practice amateur surgery on me than stop my parents from invading my privacy' that's definitely an accomplishment of some sort.
Now, now. Since he believes in demonic possession he can always claim that the groundhog that ate his balls was subject to demonic attack.

And he's majoring in biology, so he can put himself forward as an expert witness.

Well Art can give me other mutilations such as giving me wounds on other parts of my body. He has to be careful though so that he does not give me any fatal wounds.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2018, 09:52:00 pm
Well, alright. But I'm going to need an additional $500 or so for a fursuit. Otherwise, it'll be simply impossible for me to get into character.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Skybison on May 17, 2018, 02:33:44 pm
People today don’t understand that sex with virgins are the best sex because it is more personal and special.

That's a myth.  Sex is a skill like any other, the more you practice the better you get.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 17, 2018, 04:04:26 pm
People today don’t understand that sex with virgins are the best sex because it is more personal and special.

That's a myth.  Sex is a skill like any other, the more you practice the better you get.

So you don’t care about the character of the partner? What if she is an animal or child abuser?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 17, 2018, 04:43:22 pm
People today don’t understand that sex with virgins are the best sex because it is more personal and special.

That's a myth.  Sex is a skill like any other, the more you practice the better you get.

So you don’t care about the character of the partner? What if she is an animal or child abuser?
Not like your granny, so comely in her denim shroud!
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Skybison on May 17, 2018, 05:34:17 pm
People today don’t understand that sex with virgins are the best sex because it is more personal and special.

That's a myth.  Sex is a skill like any other, the more you practice the better you get.

So you don’t care about the character of the partner? What if she is an animal or child abuser?

What the fuck does that have to do with my point?  How are you jumping from having more then one sexual partner to child abuse and animal rape?

What makes sex special is the romantic bound between the two (or more if your lucky) participates.  Saying that sex is less special if you aren't both virgins is like saying that you can't have a real friendship with someone if they've ever had another friend in their life, or that parents can't truly love more then one child.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 17, 2018, 10:30:47 pm
Look I am only prepared to accept your apology if you stop thinking about me when you masturbate cracker.

I do not masterbate to you. I just feel angry when you act perverted around woman who do not want you to do so. You and others keep bombarding me with sexual jokes.

The reason why I was talking to you is because I feel more comfortable talking to males my age about it, then adults like psychiatrists who would say that my fetish is not curable. Why can’t hospitals provide people with castration surgery, if they provide people with other hormonal changes like transgender surgery.

I asked you to stop Masturbating to me, why won't you listen?

Also:

What makes you think I act perverted around women?
What makes you think I am a male around your age?

And -
(click to show/hide)

I don’t masterbate to you. I think about what you are doing. How come you post degenerate memes with sex scenes. I do not do that.

I don’t know how to flirt with a woman without sounding perverted. I am afraid to even stare at her without being creepy. Because of that, I avoid eye contact in fear of being told that I raped her with my eyes.

I am aware that you are probably older than me. It makes me more judgemental of you because how come you didn’t settle down and get married yet.

This is the problem that I have dealt with. At a vacation bible school that I went to, many young woman counselors, including high school girls, shake their asses in front of me and talked about their own asses refering it as their behind, bottom, or butt while making comments on my own. They role played pretending to be my girlfriend and touched me. And then they were hypocritical and told us to not make those comments. Female lifeguards did the same thing. Girls in my grade did similar things. Many times they tried sitting on me and putting their feet on my chair. And they told boys that they were creepy when they stooped to their level. Am I supposed to not do anything when they act that seductive around me? Why is it perverted when a man does that but not when a woman does that?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 17, 2018, 11:44:02 pm
I don’t know how to flirt with a woman without sounding perverted.
Maybe don't open with "your vagina is revolting but your Levis are hawt!"
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: davedan on May 18, 2018, 01:53:54 am
Look I am only prepared to accept your apology if you stop thinking about me when you masturbate cracker.

I do not masterbate to you. I just feel angry when you act perverted around woman who do not want you to do so. You and others keep bombarding me with sexual jokes.

The reason why I was talking to you is because I feel more comfortable talking to males my age about it, then adults like psychiatrists who would say that my fetish is not curable. Why can’t hospitals provide people with castration surgery, if they provide people with other hormonal changes like transgender surgery.

I asked you to stop Masturbating to me, why won't you listen?

Also:

What makes you think I act perverted around women?
What makes you think I am a male around your age?

And -
(click to show/hide)

I don’t masterbate to you. I think about what you are doing. How come you post degenerate memes with sex scenes. I do not do that.

I don’t know how to flirt with a woman without sounding perverted. I am afraid to even stare at her without being creepy. Because of that, I avoid eye contact in fear of being told that I raped her with my eyes.

I am aware that you are probably older than me. It makes me more judgemental of you because how come you didn’t settle down and get married yet.

This is the problem that I have dealt with. At a vacation bible school that I went to, many young woman counselors, including high school girls, shake their asses in front of me and talked about their own asses refering it as their behind, bottom, or butt while making comments on my own. They role played pretending to be my girlfriend and touched me. And then they were hypocritical and told us to not make those comments. Female lifeguards did the same thing. Girls in my grade did similar things. Many times they tried sitting on me and putting their feet on my chair. And they told boys that they were creepy when they stooped to their level. Am I supposed to not do anything when they act that seductive around me? Why is it perverted when a man does that but not when a woman does that?

Please, please stop touching yourself while thinking about me. It really disturbs me.



Why do you think I post degenerate memes with sex scenes?
Why do you think I haven't settled down, aren't married, or don't have kids? Didn't I say I couldn't take my kids to the park without volcel women telling me about how they touch themselves?
And of course it wouldn't be in anyway creepy to have a guy refusing to make eye-contact telling you how hot your denim is/
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 18, 2018, 06:16:32 pm
Look I am only prepared to accept your apology if you stop thinking about me when you masturbate cracker.

I do not masterbate to you. I just feel angry when you act perverted around woman who do not want you to do so. You and others keep bombarding me with sexual jokes.

The reason why I was talking to you is because I feel more comfortable talking to males my age about it, then adults like psychiatrists who would say that my fetish is not curable. Why can’t hospitals provide people with castration surgery, if they provide people with other hormonal changes like transgender surgery.

I asked you to stop Masturbating to me, why won't you listen?

Also:

What makes you think I act perverted around women?
What makes you think I am a male around your age?

And -
(click to show/hide)

I don’t masterbate to you. I think about what you are doing. How come you post degenerate memes with sex scenes. I do not do that.

I don’t know how to flirt with a woman without sounding perverted. I am afraid to even stare at her without being creepy. Because of that, I avoid eye contact in fear of being told that I raped her with my eyes.

I am aware that you are probably older than me. It makes me more judgemental of you because how come you didn’t settle down and get married yet.

This is the problem that I have dealt with. At a vacation bible school that I went to, many young woman counselors, including high school girls, shake their asses in front of me and talked about their own asses refering it as their behind, bottom, or butt while making comments on my own. They role played pretending to be my girlfriend and touched me. And then they were hypocritical and told us to not make those comments. Female lifeguards did the same thing. Girls in my grade did similar things. Many times they tried sitting on me and putting their feet on my chair. And they told boys that they were creepy when they stooped to their level. Am I supposed to not do anything when they act that seductive around me? Why is it perverted when a man does that but not when a woman does that?

Please, please stop touching yourself while thinking about me. It really disturbs me.



Why do you think I post degenerate memes with sex scenes?
Why do you think I haven't settled down, aren't married, or don't have kids? Didn't I say I couldn't take my kids to the park without volcel women telling me about how they touch themselves?
And of course it wouldn't be in anyway creepy to have a guy refusing to make eye-contact telling you how hot your denim is/

You don’t but Tolpuddle Martyr does. And don’t you understand the difference between masterbating and thinking? I do not think with my penis. I am asking about the double standard when it comes to men and women flirting.
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 18, 2018, 07:22:32 pm
Moi? I only included pure and wholesome scenes involving denim and virgins!

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/angel-businessman-shows-off-his-fluffy-halo-picture-id471165019)
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Jacob Harrison on May 18, 2018, 10:18:35 pm
Moi? I only included pure and wholesome scenes involving denim and virgins!

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/angel-businessman-shows-off-his-fluffy-halo-picture-id471165019)

Moi? I only included pure and wholesome scenes involving denim and virgins!

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/angel-businessman-shows-off-his-fluffy-halo-picture-id471165019)

But why don’t you restrain yourself from posting footage that disturbs me. Sex really grosses me out. Vaginas are wet and slimy, being naked feels uncomfortable, having contact with a naked woman’s skin is uncomfortable, and there is a risk that the female will fart during sex. So when having sex I would have to at least put a clothespin on my nose, and immediately take a shower and have the sheets washed afterward. Why do females have to shove sex at me when I don’t want them to. Why do males shove sex at females. I don’t mind women in bikinis as long as they cover their boobs and butt cheeks but why do they deliberately shake their asses at me. Why can’t they leave me and children the fuck alone?
Title: Re: Where can I find legal chemical castration drugs
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 18, 2018, 10:57:38 pm
Denim Burqas for Volcel Hotstuds, now that's a great band name!