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Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« on: April 19, 2012, 01:31:25 am »
Well the facts are in. It isn't good for the UC Davis police. As it turns out, they were told not to use riot gear by the chief but the lieutenant ignored the orders. They were given warning 2 weeks ahead that the protesters would be there so they new of the potential dangers. And the Pepper spray they used was indeed illegal.

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‎"Chief Spicuzza "thought she made it clear" more than once that no riot gear was to be worn and no clubs or pepper sprayers were to be carried. What Lieutenant Pike said back to her, each time, was, "Well, I hear you say that you don't want us to, but we're going to." And they did, including that now-infamous Mk-9 military-grade riot-control pepper sprayer that he used. Oh, funny thing about that particular model of pepper-sprayer? It's illegal for California cops to possess or use. It turns out that the relevant law only permits the use of up to Mk-4 pepper sprayers. The consultants were unable to find out who authorized the purchase and carrying, but every cop they asked said, "So what? It's just like the Mk-4 except that it has a higher capacity." Uh, no. It's also much, much higher pressure, and specifically designed not to be sprayed directly at any one person, only at crowds, and only from at least six feet away. The manufacturer says so."

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 02:34:49 am »
Looks like UC Davis needs to do some house cleaning for its Police force. I predict some job openings on that end.


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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 03:25:03 am »


Also, nothing of value would be lost.

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 08:06:41 am »
Yay for justice!

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‎"Oh, funny thing about that particular model of pepper-sprayer? It's illegal for California cops to possess or use. It turns out that the relevant law only permits the use of up to Mk-4 pepper sprayers. The consultants were unable to find out who authorized the purchase and carrying, but every cop they asked said, "So what? It's just like the Mk-4 except that it has a higher capacity." Uh, no. It's also much, much higher pressure, and specifically designed not to be sprayed directly at any one person, only at crowds, and only from at least six feet away. The manufacturer says so."

OUCH! Remember all those people saying how pepper spray is harmless and basically a "spice."

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 09:37:28 am »
Yay for justice!

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‎"Oh, funny thing about that particular model of pepper-sprayer? It's illegal for California cops to possess or use. It turns out that the relevant law only permits the use of up to Mk-4 pepper sprayers. The consultants were unable to find out who authorized the purchase and carrying, but every cop they asked said, "So what? It's just like the Mk-4 except that it has a higher capacity." Uh, no. It's also much, much higher pressure, and specifically designed not to be sprayed directly at any one person, only at crowds, and only from at least six feet away. The manufacturer says so."
OUCH! Remember all those people saying how pepper spray is harmless and basically a "spice."
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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 09:46:24 am »
@GLaDOS

Neurotoxin? I could take a bath in the stuff. Honestly, it isn't harmful at all...
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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 09:49:22 am »
I would love to see these people put some "spice" -- even just some ordinary ground black pepper -- in their eyes and nose, if it's that harmless.
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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 12:00:57 pm »
I predict a certain lt. is going to be a Private when all is said and done.

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 01:07:01 pm »
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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 01:32:52 pm »
I predict a certain lt. is going to be a Private when all is said and done.

Except they don't have privates in the police force (I realize I'm probably killing some sort of joke here). He'd be dropped back to Deputy or simply 'officer' if not fully kicked off the force. It also would not be as big of a drop as it seems to go from Lt to Officer. It would sting, definitely. It takes a while to get there.

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 02:24:18 pm »
.....private as in private citizen.

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 02:26:26 pm »
You capitalized it. >_>

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 02:30:23 pm »
Yes I did.

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2012, 03:33:45 pm »
*lands and rolls*

Hah!

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Re: Remember the Pepper Spray Cop?
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 06:26:27 pm »
Well, I liked the pun.
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