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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #885 on: April 06, 2018, 01:51:57 am »
...Aren't you forgetting something?

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #886 on: April 06, 2018, 02:04:44 am »
...Aren't you forgetting something?

Neutral

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #887 on: April 06, 2018, 02:14:22 am »
I don't know about you lot, but I am hard as fucking diamonds right now.

Male nipples.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #888 on: April 09, 2018, 12:49:54 am »
neutral, completely useless until my wife is using them to hold clothes pegs

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #889 on: April 09, 2018, 07:28:29 am »
Fucking hot.




Also, not sexy.

Chronic masturbators.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #890 on: April 09, 2018, 03:57:31 pm »
Sexy, practice makes perfect.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #891 on: April 11, 2018, 03:18:07 am »
Massively fucking sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #892 on: April 18, 2018, 02:37:51 pm »
ABSOLUTELY NOT SEXY AT ALL, EVER!!!!

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #893 on: April 19, 2018, 08:52:08 pm »
Massively sexy.

Cripple fights.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #894 on: April 28, 2018, 03:05:35 am »
Neutral. Not sexy in and of itself but, it's entirely possible the cripples fighting are sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #895 on: May 12, 2018, 08:18:19 pm »
Neutral. Not sexy in and of itself but, it's entirely possible the cripples fighting are sexy.

Obama oil wrestling against Trump

Obama stripped down and covered in baby oil: Sexy (sorry Michelle).
Trump having a heart attack from mild exertion: Also sexy

being peed on by Russian hookers in a Ritz Carlton in Moscow?
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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #896 on: May 14, 2018, 12:56:53 am »
Not sexy, pee is gross and I'd be thinking about Trump

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #897 on: June 24, 2018, 08:57:31 am »
Neutral.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #898 on: July 20, 2018, 01:26:15 am »
Not sexy

Tlazolteotl, ("She who eats filthy excrescene", also known as "The Death by Lust" and "Goddess of the Anus") The Aztec goddess of Filth, Bathing, Cleanliness, Lust, Adultery, and Anal Sex.  She inspires all lustful thoughts and was in charge of giving those who committed sexual misdeeds STDs and curing those to repeat.  This was done by leaving her offerings of urine and poop that she eats and turns into gold (symbolizing the forgiving of sins and the curing of STDs).  And for the record I didn't make a word of that up.
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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #899 on: July 20, 2018, 01:40:07 am »
How is there a god of filth AND bathing?

I'm calling that neutral.  Got some sexy things, but not-sexy things, too.

Oh, wait, I guess that means I gotta offer something, right?

Uh, okay....

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