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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2012, 11:17:54 am »
I just want to have my friends and loved ones with me.  That's all I need.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2012, 01:54:33 pm »
I think being a ghost would be fun.  You could basically go where ever you want without worrying about price.  I assume you could fly so you wouldn't need to pay airfare or waste hundreds in gas. 

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2012, 01:57:18 pm »
Cept...you'd be wrong.  Ghosts are limited to where they died and/or feel a strong emotional connection to.  otherwise we'd be awash with the fuckers.

Ironbite-so annoying they are.

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2012, 01:59:59 pm »
Cept...you'd be wrong.  Ghosts are limited to where they died and/or feel a strong emotional connection to.  otherwise we'd be awash with the fuckers.

Ironbite-so annoying they are.

And we'd have more 'Ghost Hunters' bullshit clogging up the airwaves.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2012, 02:08:51 pm »
I maintain that if ghosts exist, they derive most of their entertainment from fucking with ghost hunters.

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2012, 02:24:04 pm »
If ghosts were real, ghosthunters would be entirely different.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2012, 02:28:35 pm »
No they wouldn't! Don't you see?! That's the genius! The ghosts make themselves look fake, while encouraging them to do ridiculous shit like yell at empty rooms! Comedic. Fucking. GOLD.

Also, where have you been?

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2012, 08:45:15 pm »
My ideal heaven is I think Dunt from egyptian mythology

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2012, 05:33:30 am »
I maintain that if ghosts exist, they derive most of their entertainment from fucking with ghost hunters.

Likewise for UFOs and hillbillies in pickup trucks.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2012, 06:36:13 pm »
No they wouldn't! Don't you see?! That's the genius! The ghosts make themselves look fake, while encouraging them to do ridiculous shit like yell at empty rooms! Comedic. Fucking. GOLD.

Also, where have you been?
If ghosts were real, how long d'you think they manage to go before one of them says "y'know, fuck this whole hiding thing, I kinda liked my life" and goes back to visit family and friends?

Also: I've been exactly the same place as always. Just, y'know, not accessing the same websites.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2012, 11:06:41 pm »
This is why I am a Plural Spiritualist with a deistic view. I cannot believe that God, should he exist, is that horrible of a being to create us and then predeterminely consign us to hell. It goes against the whole freewill thing. At least I can chose which aspects of a religion I want to practice based on my own views and reject the legalistic aspects of dogma which I find to be inhibiting to one's spirituality. I am more for the spiritual side of religion and not the institutionalized regulatory part.
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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2012, 03:21:17 am »
No they wouldn't! Don't you see?! That's the genius! The ghosts make themselves look fake, while encouraging them to do ridiculous shit like yell at empty rooms! Comedic. Fucking. GOLD.

Also, where have you been?
If ghosts were real, how long d'you think they manage to go before one of them says "y'know, fuck this whole hiding thing, I kinda liked my life" and goes back to visit family and friends?

Also: I've been exactly the same place as always. Just, y'know, not accessing the same websites.

The other ghosts extra-kill him.

But, really, my question is this: Say ghosts are real, how come we don't get odd fluctuations in EM fields & temperature over cemetaries?

Yeah, ghosts, at least how they're presented by modern pseudoscience, are total bullshit.

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2012, 07:11:37 am »
But, really, my question is this: Say ghosts are real, how come we don't get odd fluctuations in EM fields & temperature over cemetaries?

Then it will be too obvious, DUH.  :P

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That, I agree with.

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2012, 02:48:37 pm »
Yeah, ghosts, at least how they're presented by modern pseudoscience, are total bullshit.

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Re: True anti-humanity from a christian pastor.
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2012, 12:32:50 am »
Yeah, ghosts, at least how they're presented by modern pseudoscience, are total bullshit.

I find Ghost Hunters entertaining for precisely this reason. It's hilarious, especially when they start asking an empty room questions for their "EVPs".
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