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Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« on: November 07, 2012, 05:48:57 pm »
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I want to echo everyone's feelings about waking up this morning, and what we were all feeling. But there is something else that we need to keep in mind today... At least for myself, I no longer consider myself an American, and to be honest, I haven't been one for a long time. You see, ever since I became saved, the old me, the one that was an American, died. But I Thank God that He made me a new Creation, when I became born again. Ever since then, my citizenship went from being in America to being in Heaven. I am a citizen of Heaven, and I am living in this country as an ambassador of Heaven, waiting and praying for the time when my king shall call me home.

Like biting into a piece of chocolate cake! So yummy!

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 05:59:48 pm »
More like biting into a nice looking piece of chocolate cake only to find that it's a facade and in reality you're eating THE WORLD'S BEST CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Ironbite-cry on RR...cry on.

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 06:00:05 pm »
^Unfortunately Paul Ryan still keeps his seat in the house.
So does Akin.

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 06:05:31 pm »
Yeah but after this election, Akin might be losing that seat come next election.

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2012, 06:10:25 pm »
Moar right wing tears:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wIyXmSw610" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wIyXmSw610</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P43sGm4lbc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P43sGm4lbc</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSr47GZ0OxM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSr47GZ0OxM</a>

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2012, 06:31:34 pm »
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 06:48:56 pm »
Yeah but after this election, Akin might be losing that seat come next election.

Ironbite-AND I WILL LAUGH!

Given that the man has more or less become nothing more than a laughing stock, the probability of that is pretty high.

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2012, 06:50:34 pm »
MOAR, MOAR, MOAR Republican tears!



Aww.


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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2012, 07:05:34 pm »
My Brother in law voted for Romney, and he's really pissed off, and my sister(his wife) is loving all the republican tears coming from him. :D

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2012, 07:28:28 pm »
Irony:
http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20121107/NEWS/311070044/Ole-Miss-students-protest-Obama-re-election-sparks-riot-rumors?nclick_check=1



You call that a riot?

Smashed windows, dozens of thrown objects, and a bit of arson is my personal definition of a riot.

I find the lack of rage pathetic.

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According to Niccolo Machiavelli, a leader should either be feared or loved. I can see why and I can see the displays of fear.

« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 07:41:58 pm by worlder »

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2012, 08:09:52 pm »
But what about that welfare queen that has 8 kids with 8 different fathers, who abuses the system, the GOP and teabaggers are always talking about?? That person must surely exist...

My mother was the three-kid, three-man version of that. Pity she's Australian.
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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 08:19:39 pm »
Moar tears:

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To Chris Christie…die of a massive heart attack on the crapper, like Elvis. (Yes. I went there. Eff him and his size 56 pants.)
 
To the Paulbots and Johnson voters…please stick your heads in ovens. You handed at least three critical states to Obama with your childish antics.
 
To Mitt Romney…John McCain called. He wants his campaign back. There’s a reason why Ford, Dole and McCain lost.
 
To Todd Akin…please get eaten by a pack of wolves. Same goes for your buddy Richard Mourdock. Next time you clowns want to utter something stupid, remember that you do have the right to remain silent and that anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
 
To any other idiot trying to run for Senate in ’14…stay on the message, and STFU otherwise. You make us all look bad. I’m looking at you, Christine O’Donnell.
 
To the young people…congratulations. Gay people can get married and you can blaze away recreationally. But in between that, try to learn Mandarin when you’re trolling for a non-existent job.
 
To my former neighbors in Pennsylvania and Ohio…elections have consequences. You’re about to learn why now. Maybe power plants can run on Soylent Green. -Sam

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The Porn Belts have spoken. We are slaves of smut and socialism. The immoral producers of nothing will continue rule over the moral producers of goods and services. Non-earners will continue domination of the earners; demanding we work harder so they can take more.

What does this mean for me? I quit. I will no longer support filthy lazy liberal bastards. I’ll be taking an early retirement within a year or so. The liberal scum will no longer get any $ from me. Let the scum starve. And when all the producers finally quit (as always happens with socialism), and the grocery shelves are empty, and the scum shows up on my doorstep begging for a handout, or try to steal from my garden or take my game, I’ll blow their stupid communist heads plumb off.

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Sad sad day for an America that now plunges irrevocably into the darkness of government tyranny. Will be going Galt myself and doing everything within my power to screw those who have screwed us. -Drury

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The American EMO socialist don’t even know what they’re wishing for. They’re sheltered ignorant wannabes that are in for a rude awaking.

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These exact fucking liberal peasants that voted this shit fuck back into office will soon reap the rewards of their poor judgement. Fuck e
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When the USA goes bankrupt and assholes like burt stop getting their free shit, their free phones, etc, they’ll whine like little bitches asking how it happened.

Let us prep for the worse, and when the shit hits the fan and the NE states need help and the Rust Bowl needs help, fuck em. Let them starve. Let them freeze. Le them de in riots.
 
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Fuck you. If I had my way, the West would secede from you shitbags in the New England States and the Rust Bowl. You’re morons who reelect a criminal, a nutbag named Jesse Jackson Jr, and a fake Indian.
 
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You’re under the impression I give a fuck about you NE staters, I don’t. I have relatives as stupid as you, voting Demotard since Christ was a Corporal and they’re just as dumb as you. The NE states, have been parasites since the 80′s and you’re parasites now. Enjoy your free shit asswipe because it will run out soon and may you end up like Detroit.
 
BTW, secession is a growing theme in this nation because we 53%ers are sick of you parasitic 47%ers. -Gunny G

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fuck it, I quit
 
For decades I have done what little I could to support the GOP and push conservative pols and ideas. Once again the GOP falls on its ass, but more importantly, the entire country has gone blind and stupid and opted for a Euroweenie welfare state from which we will never get back.
 
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Since you seem to be the head gloater and don’t see Obama as a threat to our future, but you see him as a “moderate meddler” along the lines of Clinton and Bush, I’d like to ask you a few questions.
 
Did Clinton or Bush retain a large cadre of personal friends and white house visitors who once belonged to the infamous Students for a Democratic Society who called for outright war with the United States and who bombed over forty structures, including the Pentagon, military recruiting centers, and police stations?
 
Did Clinton or Bush have the moral support during their elections, of the Communist Party USA, the Socialist Party, La Raza, Castro, Hugo Chavez, the violent New Black Panther Party, Code Pink, most all of the large Muslim organizations in America, Hamas, and Muslim Brotherhood advocates around the US and in the Mideast?
 
Did those presidents nearly double the national debt by multiple trillions?
 
Did those presidents pass 137 executive orders which gave them the possibility of unlimited executive power, which would include bypassing Congress in any and all emergencies, were they so inclined?
 
Did those presidents declare they would like to create a homeland security force larger than our combined military?
 
Upon their elections did those presidents call for the fast tracking of hundreds of Muslims into their administration?
 
Did those presidents promise to bankrupt the coal industry and raise the price of gas to $10 a gallon – as we’ve now seen coal mines closed, miners out of work, and gasoline prices halfway to the $10.
 
Did those presidents refuse to allow America to drill for oil, build a major oil pipeline, build a nuclear plant, or develop natural gas in a way that would absolutely rescue us?
 
Did those presidents alienate our closest ally in the Middle East – Israel – and ask her to return to 1967 borders (insuring her demise), and refuse to declare Jerusalem as their capital as it has essentially been for thousands of years?
 
Did those presidents have a “total gun ban” background and did they hire an attorney general and chief of staff who are vehemently against the Second Amendment?
 
Were those presidents sued by a multitude of individual states for a multitude of reasons?
 
Did those presidents have Muslim roommates in college?
 
Did those presidents have a confessed Communist mentor?
 
Did those presidents leave the black community with a realistic 20% unemployment rate?
 
Did those presidents reduce our military and suggest the continuing reduction of our military to the point where over 200 retired admirals and generals of the armed services declared they would vote against him, and, both the Soviet and Chinese navies have increased subversive nuclear submarine operations off both our coasts due to that reduction?
 
Did those presidents have the government take over an auto industry (GM) and then give the proceeds to the unions as well as the government, leaving guaranteed company stockholders in the lurch?

Did those presidents say they would create jobs, and then hold a jobs summit where unions and governmental agencies were invited, but the Chamber of Commerce and the National Federation of Independent Business were not?

Did those presidents say they would not give medical care to an unborn child who was in the process of surviving an abortion?
 
Did those presidents say persons who helped the border patrol, who put Ron Paul stickers on their bumpers, who flew a Gadsden flag, who were fluent in short wave radio, or who were ex-members of the military who might question the motives of Homeland Security, should be considered for placement on the terror watch list?
 
Did those presidents constrain and endanger our frontline military members by hampering them with deadly self-defeating “rules of engagement?”
 
Did free government entitlements such as EBT, cell phones, disability claims, and Section 8 outflow, skyrocket under Clinton and Bush?
 
Did those presidents divide America with a constant stream of accusatory divulsive speech, which has not been seen since the Civil War?
 
Did those presidents alienate American Christians – which includes Catholics – with anti-Christian rhetoric, anti-nonprofit suggestions, and the forcing of believers to go against their beliefs?
 
Did those presidents take multiple billions of hard-earned taxpayer money and use it to invest in personal-preference alternative energy projects which then miserably failed?
 
I could go on and on, but if you think Obama is a moderate, and the people here are blathering idiots, I feel desperately sorry for you.
 
Gloat all you want.

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I agree. The sheeple pulled the lever on their gallows with this election. The media has become whores of an administration that is lawless. There has not been a budget in four years, just wreckless spending. To show how uneducated the Obama sheeple are, the numbers don’t add up with the economy, in both inflation and unemployment and yet they are allowed to fudge numbers and not be held accountable.
 The murder of an Ambassador and three other Americans, support and help denied and American people lied to and again the media is chirping crickets. Fast and Furious with US Border agents killed and 300+ Mexicans dead and again nothing.
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The people have not spoken. DICTATORS DO NOT WIN ELECTIONS. Accept this. Realize this. The masses, the PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA did not vote for this guy. Simply did not happen.
 
Now, onto what are we going to do about it. How willing and how much will you do as a CITIZEN OF AMERICA? There is NO Rule of Law in this country and has not been in place since the Regime came into office. Those not aware of this, get busy learning about it! So, what to do?
 
JUST SAY NO!

Samll business unite, get prepared to live without those business. Get ducks in row for yourself and employees. Then, in unity, no longer be IRS agents and stop collecting taxes to send to government. Pay straight to employee and let them file themselves. The first business fined or bullied, and all just walk away from the business. Remember, you and employees are ready and prepared for this. No more monies generated. No more taxes. Add to this as many as willing of privately held, large corporations and business; they do the same. The economny is going to fall under the Marxists. Let it be on our terms that will give us control and power on the rebuild. What is left of America, of American Citizens, must walk away from being slaves to the government. And, yes, we are slaves. We work for their survival. They get more from our fruit of labor than we do. They own our fruits of labor. The only way the last thread of America is going to be weaved into a full bolt of material, so to speak, Is to cut the money off to the Masters. All walk away and start rebuilding with Americans. Think about it. What other choice do we have?
 
JUST SAY NO!
 
Companies and Corporations UNITE and do not comply to healthcare. Who has the power here? Remember there is no rule of law. No law to break. It will not be Justice the Regime will try to enforce; it WILL be thuggary and oppression and worse. History tells us so. The only way to not let it get as bad and as evil as in past times is to not let it happen in onsie-twosies. They cannot be successful thugging ALL when ALL walk away.

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The “it’s all free on yo’ ebt” culture won this. The independent, self-sufficient people lost and will now be made to foot the bill for the free loaders. It’s not worth running a small business now because anyone who does will be the enemy. I’m closing my small business at the end of the year. I have just two employees, me and a part-timer, but this will be repeated in spades in the near future to millions. -Son of Taz

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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 08:28:05 pm »
Well I hope everyone rested easy after staying up and watching the elections last night. Though I think many of you will like these pictures of people reacting across the world to the news that Obama was reelected. Seems they all loved the guy and are happy.
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Re: Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 08:29:06 pm »
The sheer egocentralism of these idiots is amazing.  Hey, didn't they tell us to suck it up when Bush got reelected?

Ironbite-WELL SUCK IT UP FUCK BAGS!