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Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« on: May 26, 2013, 03:20:20 am »
Fundwit Bryan Fischer had inevitably weighed in with his two cents now that the BAA has decided to let in gay members declaring it must now be called the "Boy Sodomizers of America."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zHfCnY62E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zHfCnY62E</a>

But Bryan there have been religious people of all denominations molesting kids in their care, including within the boy scouts and you never raised a peep.

He also did this.

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Fischer eventually read a passage from the Book of Luke in which Jesus says it is better to have a stone tied around ones neck and be tossed into the sea

Because nothing says you stand against child abuse like threatening to cast your gay kids into the ocean with weights tied to their necks! 

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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2013, 03:29:50 am »
Fundwit Bryan Fischer had inevitably weighed in with his two cents now that the BAA has decided to let in gay members declaring it must now be called the "Boy Sodomizers of America."
I think he's confused the Boy Scouts with the Catholic Church.

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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2013, 04:19:35 pm »
Since he rails against all this gay stuff so much, he's a prime candidate for, "The Man Doth Protesteth Too Much".

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the Fishman has a cute young twink he secretly fools around with.

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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2013, 06:54:21 pm »
He's probably mad about being wrong back in February.
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2013, 07:59:09 pm »
Since he rails against all this gay stuff so much, he's a prime candidate for, "The Man Doth Protesteth Too Much".

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the Fishman has a cute young twink he secretly fools around with.

Considering his accusation against the BSA, I choose to read "cute young twink" as "underage male prostitute".
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2013, 08:10:51 pm »
Since he rails against all this gay stuff so much, he's a prime candidate for, "The Man Doth Protesteth Too Much".

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the Fishman has a cute young twink he secretly fools around with.

Considering his accusation against the BSA, I choose to read "cute young twink" as "underage male prostitute".

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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2013, 11:44:52 pm »
Pedantic pompous ass lingering longingly on the word Ssodddommmmmmmites :P
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2013, 08:06:16 am »
He's probably mad about being wrong back in February.

He's probably mad about being wrong ABOUT EVERYTHING!


Since he rails against all this gay stuff so much, he's a prime candidate for, "The Man Doth Protesteth Too Much".

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the Fishman has a cute young twink he secretly fools around with.

Considering his accusation against the BSA, I choose to read "cute young twink" as "underage male prostitute".

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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2013, 11:00:27 am »
Bryan, you already earned your merit badge in stupidity long ago -- no need to keep trying.
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2013, 01:10:43 pm »
It's horrible how many stories I've seen of parents pulling their kids from Boy Scouts after this, and the kids being extremely upset about it. It's a place where you can build friendships that change your life, and meanwhile the parents are all, "We just don't know how to explain it to little Timmy. Poor us."
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2013, 02:17:04 pm »
Anyone suggesting that the Boy Scouts will soon disintegrate needs to take a look at the Girl Scouts, who are doing just fine. Or how about the original scouting organization, the Scout Association in Britain, which not only allows gays, but has boys and girls in the same troops! I was a member myself, and I don't recall us engaging in any deviant behavior.
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2013, 02:31:44 pm »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/30/18633729-after-vote-allowing-gay-kids-to-become-boy-scouts-some-families-call-it-quits?lite

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“It was hard to explain to a 9-year-old the complexities of why I was telling him that we had to quit,” Miller said. “He told me, 'Daddy, it should be like church. Everybody should be welcome.'”

Well how about that, the 9-year-old is more openminded that the parent.
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2013, 02:55:17 pm »
I was a totally tomboyish "baby dyke" in the '60's and '70's, and I was in scouting from Brownies all the way til last year of Juniors. Nobody cared. Nobody thought I would rape their daughter.

My brother, the middle child of the family, is also gay and fairly obviously so in a nerdy way. He was in scouting in the '60's and '70's from Cub Scouts all the way to Eagle Scouts, and nobody cared, nobody thought he would rape their sons.


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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2013, 03:57:27 pm »
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"Be it right, wrong or indifferent, the Bible that I read says [homosexuality is] a sin,” he said.

I find that more telling than the fact that his nine-year-old is more open-minded and accepting than he is. He's basically saying that he doesn't care if he's right or not, he just wants to hold onto his prejudices.

That being said, even though this is a step in the right direction for the Scouts, I doubt I would encourage any son of mine to join. I wouldn't prevent them if they wanted to, but I have absolutely no good memories about my time in the BSA. Every troop I attended, in multiple different states, the "brotherhood and loyalty" thing was a load of crap, at least as applied to me. Everyone else got along fine...I was always the one singled out to be picked on. In hindsight, it was probably because my Aspergher's (which I didn't know about at the time) made it difficult for me to interact socially, but that doesn't change the fact that I found no acceptance or compassion in the Scouts.
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Re: Fischer, Boy scouts now Boy Sodomizers of America
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 12:35:26 pm »

That being said, even though this is a step in the right direction for the Scouts, I doubt I would encourage any son of mine to join. I wouldn't prevent them if they wanted to, but I have absolutely no good memories about my time in the BSA. Every troop I attended, in multiple different states, the "brotherhood and loyalty" thing was a load of crap, at least as applied to me. Everyone else got along fine...I was always the one singled out to be picked on. In hindsight, it was probably because my Aspergher's (which I didn't know about at the time) made it difficult for me to interact socially, but that doesn't change the fact that I found no acceptance or compassion in the Scouts.

Well, I think the same could be said of any group of kids of any gender. You have Asperghers which made you  obviously different which lead to your being singled out. If it wasn't Scouts, it would have been somewhere else. I'm not defending anything, just pointing out kids can be asses too.
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