Oh....my...god please never go into politics.
Ironbite-you'd be eaten alive.
Ironbite, you do realize I'm not dead serious, right? A large part of my sense of humor involves deadpanning insanity, just like yours involves a lot of caps lock and your text-verbal tic. For me, I guess, the biggest problem is in text, the overly cheery voice that I then use is gone. Like, the "perfectly reasonable" comment is not supposed to be taken seriously. Calling for war on Texas, I know, is not reasonable. The process I outlined would make me laugh for hours if it really happened, due to a Texan doing that (minus the kicking out of the union) to Iraq, which makes it ironic, but it's not reasonable or possible. When I support something insane or difficult, I acknowledge the issues. When it's a joke, I say it's perfectly reasonable.
