The guy just keeps coming back like herpes on a hooker.
So, it seems that everyone's favorite fuckface just tried to create a listing on GunBroker.com to sell off his Kel-Tec PF-9. In case you're wondering, yes, he's trying to sell the same pistol as the one you likely assumed it was.
Now, this is where Damen goes all gunny, but there's actually a reason for it this time. Kel-Tec is a company that makes some interesting and innovative firearms that are, generally, inexpensive and of fairly good quality and are almost always sought after. Their PF-9 is one of those sought after firearms. The MSRP on Kel-Tec's website
lists the PF-9 at $356.36 with
real world prices closer to the $200 - $350 range for a used one.
So, how much is the boil on the buttocks of America trying to sell his for? From what I heard, he wanted the opening bid to be at $5,000 with an undisclosed reserve. What. An. Asshole.
"BUT WAIT!" I hear you about to type, "Damen, don't you have a source to back up the $5k claim?!"
Well, no. Because when GunBroker.com found out who was selling what, they said "
Haha, no" and pulled his listing.
Late last night, George Zimmerman created a listing on our web site for the gun from the Trayvon Martin case four years ago. Mr. Zimmerman alerted news organizations that began reporting on the listing first thing this morning. Listings on the GunBroker.com web site are user-generated, exactly like social media posts. Mr. Zimmerman never contacted anyone at GunBroker.com prior to or after the listing was created and no one at GunBroker.com has any relationship with Zimmerman. Our site rules state that we reserve the right to reject listings at our sole discretion, and have done so with the Zimmerman listing . . .
We want no part in the listing on our web site or in any of the publicity it is receiving.
GunBroker.com prides itself in being a safe and legal way to buy and sell firearms online in full compliance with all Federal, State, and local laws. GunBroker.com proudly supports the Second Amendment rights of the American public. GunBroker.com will not be fielding press inquiries regarding this matter.
Now, I have no doubt that he'll be able to offload his pistol and that's his right. People collect Nazi memorabilia, so I have no doubt he'll find a buyer. But GunBroker yanking his listing made me laugh, probably more than it should have.