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Offline Jacob Harrison

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I did a heroic deed today.
« on: July 25, 2018, 01:35:04 pm »
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2018, 04:00:07 pm »
You masterbated only 3 times to the thought of your second cousin?
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2018, 04:42:29 pm »
Is anybody else reminded of those Elliot Rodger videos where he declares that he's "awesome?"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZcge-Wa0rg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZcge-Wa0rg</a>

Some words don't mean a thing if they're self descriptions. "Awesome," "genius," "world's greatest lover" and "hero" are among them!
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2018, 08:02:21 pm »
Tol, if that tweet doesn't tell you Jacob is modelling himself on Sacha Baron Cohen nothing will
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2018, 08:09:41 pm »
Quote from: davedan on July 25, 2018, 08:02:21 pm
Tol, if that tweet doesn't tell you Jacob is modelling himself on Sacha Baron Cohen nothing will
I guess, even Sacha might balk at five minutes of oinking to make me laugh though.

Well it did. Why delete your best skit?
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2018, 08:18:15 pm »
Yeah I was worried about the oinking. Its the sort of thing a person with serious mental issues might do. In which case I would feel quite bad about laughing so much at him.
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2018, 08:21:42 pm »
The fact he did it at all makes him hilarious.

We need to see the oink vid go viral. So everyone around him oinks when he passes by.
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2018, 08:58:56 am »
Non of you are acknowledging that I saved a train station from a fire.
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2018, 09:10:05 am »
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 26, 2018, 08:58:56 am
Non of you are acknowledging that I saved a train station from a fire.
I aknowledge you talk more shit than a sewage treatment plant!
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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2018, 10:42:44 am »
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 26, 2018, 09:10:05 am
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 26, 2018, 08:58:56 am
Non of you are acknowledging that I saved a train station from a fire.
I aknowledge you talk more shit than a sewage treatment plant!

Really, as I said on Twitter, there was a cigar on the platform with smoke still coming out of it, and I kicked a puddle at it, putting out the tiny fire that could have spread if I didn’t.
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Re: I did a heroic deed today.
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2018, 11:03:52 am »
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 26, 2018, 10:42:44 am
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 26, 2018, 09:10:05 am
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 26, 2018, 08:58:56 am
Non of you are acknowledging that I saved a train station from a fire.
I aknowledge you talk more shit than a sewage treatment plant!
Really, as I said on Twitter, there was a cigar on the platform with smoke still coming out of it, and I kicked a puddle at it, putting out the tiny fire that could have spread if I didn’t.
You know, it makes me sick that people like you can not only abuse puddles like that, but also expect praise for you disgusting behaviour. It's not "heroic" to kick a puddle that is simply minding its own business and doing absolutely nothing to you. It's absolutely abhorrent, and you should be every bit as fucking ashamed of yourself as I am to have to share a planet with the likes of you.
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