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Title: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 26, 2013, 05:02:33 pm
Not only have the first two movies failed to make any money whatsoever, they are now turning to Kickstarter to fund the third. (http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/62102337503/atlas-shrugged-producers-turn-to-kickstarter-for-help)

The irony here is so thick I could cut it with my sword.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Old Viking on September 26, 2013, 05:13:36 pm
Any idea of who might play the roles of Atlas and Shrugged?
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: SimSim on September 26, 2013, 06:00:22 pm
I tried to watch the first, it was horrible. I couldn't make it through the whole movie, and that's saying something. And really? They couldn't fit that piece of shit in to two movies?
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 26, 2013, 06:14:58 pm
Apparently not. Pfft.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 26, 2013, 10:44:03 pm
It looks like they'll make their goal easily, too (they have $150,000 out of $250,000 already, and it launched 4 days ago).

Also, the movie is already funded, or so they claim. Supposedly the kickstarter money is mostly for marketing and distribution. (250k should not be nearly enough to fund the whole movie)
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Barbarella on September 26, 2013, 10:58:39 pm
You'd think that the first two, being major "Tsar Bombas", would've sent a message but these dorks continue to waste they're money making it.

It's like someone took out their brains and replaced them with oatmeal.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Cataclysm on September 26, 2013, 11:02:46 pm
I'm not sure how this is exactly against objectivism, since the people donating are doing so from their free will, and are helping the crappy movie that they love, so it isn't really altruism.

I wonder if the whole cast is replaced again by even lesser known actors, lawl.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Radiation on September 26, 2013, 11:05:09 pm
I didn't know that there were Ayn Rand movies out there... I might download just to watch for laughs.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: mellenORL on September 26, 2013, 11:18:21 pm
http://viooz.co/movies/21704-the-fountainhead-1949.html (http://viooz.co/movies/21704-the-fountainhead-1949.html)

Linky to free dl or stream of the 1949 movie, The Fountainhead, based on the other famous Rand novel. Same shit, different scene.

It has it's hilarious moments of over-the-top Old Hollywood style screen writing and acting, and Rand's plots and dialogues are sappy, over-blown as hell to begin with. Still, no doubt a better film than this recent Atlas shit that I'll never bother to watch.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Alehksunos on September 26, 2013, 11:34:20 pm
Not only have the first two movies failed to make any money whatsoever, they are now turning to Kickstarter to fund the third. (http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/62102337503/atlas-shrugged-producers-turn-to-kickstarter-for-help)

The irony here is so thick I could cut it with my sword.

Because donation - being used to fund a major project like the finale to some shitty movie based on a shitty book - is "Socialism", one of the things demonized by Ayn Rand.

That's the joke, in case anybody misses it.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Barbarella on September 27, 2013, 12:23:28 am
Not only have the first two movies failed to make any money whatsoever, they are now turning to Kickstarter to fund the third. (http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/62102337503/atlas-shrugged-producers-turn-to-kickstarter-for-help)

The irony here is so thick I could cut it with my sword.

Because donation - being used to fund a major project like the finale to some shitty movie based on a shitty book - is "Socialism", one of the things demonized by Ayn Rand.

That's the joke, in case anybody misses it.

WOW! That's some seriously epic irony, there.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 27, 2013, 12:57:39 am
Any idea of who might play the roles of Atlas and Shrugged?

Gary Busey and Coleman Francis, respectively.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Dakota Bob on September 27, 2013, 02:03:47 am
I thought the free market determined whether we need another one of this films or not.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: ironbite on September 27, 2013, 03:08:00 am
Booker I am disappoint in you.

Ironbite-thread could've been entitled "Atlas Begged."
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 27, 2013, 09:42:32 am
Eh, if Left Behind and The Angry Video Game Nerd get their own movies, then something as dumb as an Atlas Shrugged trilogy funded via donations is really quite small potatoes.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Askold on September 27, 2013, 10:03:51 am
Eh, if Left Behind and The Angry Video Game Nerd get their own movies, then something as dumb as an Atlas Shrugged trilogy funded via donations is really quite small potatoes.

The Angry Video Game Nerd get their own movies,

*draws in breath*
WHAAAT!?
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bliss1.gif)

...Ahem.

Well I suppose it might suck. And they are probably just trying to take advantage of his popularity and make some cheap B-grade movie to cash in with the die hard fans.

But, it might be funny. Good news for Rolfe anyway.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: kefkaownsall on September 27, 2013, 10:14:41 am
I think he's involved with production
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 27, 2013, 10:26:38 am
Well I suppose it might suck. And they are probably just trying to take advantage of his popularity and make some cheap B-grade movie to cash in with the die hard fans.

But, it might be funny. Good news for Rolfe anyway.
Of course it's going to be a crappy B-movie cash in. The AVGN formula is just playing a crappy retro game and nerd-raging at it. You try and add a story to it and no longer make it solely about old video game rage (like the Super Mario Bros 3 and Rob the Robot episodes), it's absolutely terrible. I'll be very impressed if the movie is even mediocre.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 27, 2013, 11:27:20 am
Booker I am disappoint in you.

Ironbite-thread could've been entitled "Atlas Begged."

I tend to go for titles that are actually a bit more literal. I thought we knew this by now.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: ironbite on September 27, 2013, 04:55:15 pm
I think he's involved with production

Involved.  Yeah a little bit involved with the production.  What with writing the script, directing the action, and promoting it.  Very little involvement in fact.  Pretty sure he's just got a cameo in the entire thing.

Well I suppose it might suck. And they are probably just trying to take advantage of his popularity and make some cheap B-grade movie to cash in with the die hard fans.

But, it might be funny. Good news for Rolfe anyway.
Of course it's going to be a crappy B-movie cash in. The AVGN formula is just playing a crappy retro game and nerd-raging at it. You try and add a story to it and no longer make it solely about old video game rage (like the Super Mario Bros 3 and Rob the Robot episodes), it's absolutely terrible. I'll be very impressed if the movie is even mediocre.

Cash in nothing.  This is something the AVGN has been trying to do for years.  Just never got the funds together.  Thank the gods for Kickstarter if nothing else.

Booker I am disappoint in you.

Ironbite-thread could've been entitled "Atlas Begged."

I tend to go for titles that are actually a bit more literal. I thought we knew this by now.

But don't you want to mess with my perceptions of reality?

Ironbite-it's ever so much fun.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Hades on September 27, 2013, 05:07:32 pm
Eh, if Left Behind and The Angry Video Game Nerd get their own movies, then something as dumb as an Atlas Shrugged trilogy funded via donations is really quite small potatoes.

Left Behind used to be my favorite unintentional comedy of all time, until it was booted to second place by The Room.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: MadCatTLX on September 27, 2013, 07:38:54 pm
Eh, if Left Behind and The Angry Video Game Nerd get their own movies, then something as dumb as an Atlas Shrugged trilogy funded via donations is really quite small potatoes.

Left Behind used to be my favorite unintentional comedy of all time, until it was booted to second place by The Room.

Have you seen Birdemic? It used to be on Netflix, but it got taken off I think. It was terrible in the best way.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Her3tiK on September 27, 2013, 10:29:00 pm
Hold up. There were two of these movies already? I know Colbert ripped on one of them pretty damned hard, but how'd they manage to make a 2nd one? Never mind a 3rd? Shouldn't they have learned that the market spoke, and simply isn't interested?
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Shane for Wax on September 28, 2013, 07:45:50 am
Hold up. There were two of these movies already? I know Colbert ripped on one of them pretty damned hard, but how'd they manage to make a 2nd one? Never mind a 3rd? Shouldn't they have learned that the market spoke, and simply isn't interested?

Yes but that's logical.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: dpareja on September 28, 2013, 11:35:15 pm
Hold up. There were two of these movies already? I know Colbert ripped on one of them pretty damned hard, but how'd they manage to make a 2nd one? Never mind a 3rd? Shouldn't they have learned that the market spoke, and simply isn't interested?

They're the Missionary Libertarians (http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/the24typesoflibertarian1.png).
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Lt. Fred on September 29, 2013, 03:08:32 am
This is without doubt the best thing that has ever happened.
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: Cerim Treascair on September 30, 2013, 07:11:49 pm
This is without doubt the best thing that has ever happened.

Consideration for the future:  FSTDT meetup and we rent these movies to MST3K them.  We'll order pizza, buy sodas and ice cream... it'd be great!
Title: Re: Third Atlas Shrugged Movie and Kickstarter
Post by: chitoryu12 on October 01, 2013, 04:50:22 am
It looks like they'll make their goal easily, too (they have $150,000 out of $250,000 already, and it launched 4 days ago).

Also, the movie is already funded, or so they claim. Supposedly the kickstarter money is mostly for marketing and distribution. (250k should not be nearly enough to fund the whole movie)

Yeah, that's really low. The movie I did looks professional and includes a lot of rather large-scale scenes, but it still cost about $500,000. $250,000 on a feature film will end up looking like a Youtube movie. According to the FAQ, it's a total budget of $10 million. What they're asking for is a rather small portion, and I have no clue where the rest of the funding came from; you'd think that if they had literally multiple millions of dollars already in the bank, they wouldn't need an internet charity site of all places to get the last scraps.

Also, I love this quote from the Kickstarter:

Quote
Amazingly, it is incredible word-of-mouth alone that continues to drive sales.

Yes, that's exactly why people have ever heard of Ayn Rand: people talking about it.

Just like Jack Kerouac and Aldous Huxley, right? Sold exclusively on word-of-mouth?