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Offline DiscoBerry

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Hoping this is a Poe
« on: March 31, 2012, 08:59:01 am »
It even has the Godwin Picture right at the start of article.

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Vegetarianism and atheism are both foreign belief systems that are out of synch with American progress. They seek to undermine our capitalist economy and Constitutional foundation of Christianity. They are subversive in the dangerous way that narcotic drugs like marijuana are, nipping away at the edges of our wall of decency and faith. Like drugs, they confuse and irritate the young, leading them to temporary highs and devastating, lifelong lows. When one adds the biological condition of masturbation into this mix, it is a recipe for a moral epidemic.

Masturbation is a human problem. We are given certain urges to love and procreate. God has blessed us with the independence to pursue that joy on our own accord. It is the responsibility of each and every man to control his phallus, to limit its use for appropriate activities. The sacred institution of marriage is the just place for the penis, yet some young men cannot refrain from enjoying their bodies in sneaky ways. They pleasure the penis to a full erection and then recklessly spill their seeds with little concern for where it lands. Many do this quite often, even several times a week, and the damage is shown on their weary, pained faces. They suffer from the horrific guilt knowing that others know that they reek of self-abuse. The masturbator is a sinful man, an uncontrollable wanton, a weak hedonist who can spend hours locked in a room with little more than a tube of hand cream. It is an addiction and in its extreme form can cause multiple forms of urethral trauma, as well as lost work and homework hours and, inevitably, problems consummating the marriage bed.

http://christwire.org/2012/03/vegetarianism-atheism-and-masturbation-the-new-threesome-youth-trend-threatening-american-morality/

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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2012, 09:42:20 am »
Christwire is a poe site.

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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2012, 10:25:46 am »
Christwire is actually a pretty well known poe. Considering the outrage that happened when Skyrim came out tho... perhaps it's not as well-known as once thought.

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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 09:56:51 pm »
Christwire is actually a pretty well known poe. Considering the outrage that happened when Skyrim came out tho... perhaps it's not as well-known as once thought.

I have no clue what Skyrim is.

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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 10:20:47 pm »
History is full of maniacs, my friend, men and women of intelect, highly perceptive individuals, who's brilliant minds know neither restraint nor taboo. Such notions are the devils we must slay for the edification of pony-kind. Even if said edification means violating the rules of decency, society, and rightousness itself.
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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 03:51:06 am »
Christwire is actually a pretty well known poe. Considering the outrage that happened when Skyrim came out tho... perhaps it's not as well-known as once thought.

Not as well-known as Landover Baptist, at least.

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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 01:13:44 am »


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It is the responsibility of each and every man to control his phallus, to limit its use for appropriate activities.

I have no idea why, but this made me laugh
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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 11:50:10 pm »


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It is the responsibility of each and every man to control his phallus, to limit its use for appropriate activities.

I have no idea why, but this made me laugh

I have a hunch, but... probably because it's funny.
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Re: Hoping this is a Poe
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2012, 02:26:08 am »
That, or the idea of responsible phallic usage is hilariously foreign to ol fappin Deimos.

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