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Eurovision
« on: May 25, 2012, 08:38:42 pm »
The ultimate contest of flamboyance and bloc voting politics has returned! Who will win? Who will have the most outrageous costume, sending the Pope into hysterics at the very sight of bare skin? And will SBS ever get funny presenters?

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2012, 12:25:38 am »
*roots for Norway, as he's obligated to do so*
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2012, 02:38:37 am »
Pfft, Eurovision.

I found Lady Gaga's true father on there, though.

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2012, 03:40:35 am »
Don't compare Verka to Lady Gaga.  Just don't.

I mean, I like some of Lady Gaga's music, but that's just insulting to Verka Serduchka.
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2012, 03:46:23 am »
Say, that fella reminds me of Lady Gaga! :P
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2012, 04:12:15 am »
Say, that fella reminds me of Lady Gaga! :P

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2012, 05:26:10 am »
Meh. I'm not using it anyway.
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2012, 05:36:20 am »
...Thats a guy, then whats the the boobi--

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2012, 07:24:05 pm »
Jedward dug out another set of WoW paladin tier gear again.

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2012, 08:20:28 pm »
...Thats a guy, then whats the the boobi--

You know what....I dont think I wanna know

"Verka Serduchka" is the female persona of a comedian.

Kinda like Stephen Colbert, actually.  Except with more music.
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 05:20:24 pm »
My brother now swears the Russians are trying to kill him, because he had just been drinking when they came onscreen. Spittake ensued.

My personal favourite was Spain, though Sweden won not undeserved. They highlight of the whole show though was Mr. Lordi presenting the Finnish vote. Please, please, do it again next year.
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 06:48:46 pm »
Don't compare Verka to Lady Gaga.  Just don't.

I mean, I like some of Lady Gaga's music, but that's just insulting to Verka Serduchka.

Well, that's because Lady Gaga is only Verka Serduchka's child. Clearly she is inferior because she hasn't grown into the sheer force of talent that Verka has.
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 12:11:04 am »
Don't compare Verka to Lady Gaga.  Just don't.

I mean, I like some of Lady Gaga's music, but that's just insulting to Verka Serduchka.

Well, that's because Lady Gaga is only Verka Serduchka's child. Clearly she is inferior because she hasn't grown into the sheer force of talent that Verka has.

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 01:17:56 am »
Albania was fucking weird, especially her hair.

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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 10:23:27 am »
Albania was fucking weird, especially her hair.
She didn't sing - she screamed her high notes... Horrible.
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