Can we please just tar & feather Alex Jones?? I really want that to happen.
Better yet, force him to play
Sine Mora in arcade mode on the highest difficulty.
And make him 1cc it.
And only feed him when he defeats a boss or mini-boss.
And whip him whenever he gets hit (in the game only, of course, unless, for some reason, you don't count whipping as hitting).
Whenever he gets a game over, force him to watch
Pikachu's Vacation.
Once he's beaten the game,
then he can be tarred and feathered.