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Offline niam2023

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Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:39:16 pm »
This is indeed a thing.

Taco Bell made a commercial alluding to a not so secret society called Belluminati, and the conspiracy theorists are absolutely bugging out. David Icke, as well as The Angry Man-Cashew of Info Wars, vigilant citizens, and others are absolutely convinced this is the Illuminati...what? Flaunting their...existence? Their love of tacos?
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Re: Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2018, 08:19:16 pm »
Charlie Daniels also warned Taco Bell about the Illuminati.

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Re: Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2018, 10:30:29 am »
Well, crunchy tacos are vaguely triangle-shaped and, as we all know, common geometrical shapes are a sign of the Illuminati.
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Re: Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2018, 11:06:31 pm »
And tacos are especially delicious, thus, it is known the illuminati are trying to addict you to tacos, even if its Taco Bell and they'll actually make you sick. Because the Illuminati giggle like schoolgirls at giving you minor sicknesses, as they really have nothing better to be doing apparently.
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Re: Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 05:12:17 am »
I'll gladly support the belluminati if they promise a free lifetime supply of those nacho fries and stackers.

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Re: Belluminati Sign: All Seeing Taco
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 03:34:17 pm »