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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2014, 02:04:19 pm »
Foxy just poppin' in to say EIEEIIERRRREGEEGHHHHHH!


I like Foxy, he's the least painful of the animatronics.

Freddy before power outage, however, is the worst.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2014, 04:57:04 pm »
I didn't find the LPs I watched too terribly frightening, but maybe it'd be scarier if I were the one playing.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2014, 09:55:40 pm »
The game's on Steam now for $5, in case anyone wants to know.

It seems like an interesting game, though I'd only play it if there were people in the room with me. So the way I understand, you flip through the cameras to find the robots, and if the get too close to your room you have to close the door or they'll kill you? And something about door lights? Is there anything you can do if they get in your room?

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2014, 10:34:32 pm »
As far as I've been able to tell, once they get IN the room, it's curtains for ya.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2014, 10:39:58 pm »
As far as I've been able to tell, once they get IN the room, it's curtains for ya.

That's what I thought too, but I read something that mentioned that two of them were able to get in the room and sabotage the door and lights buttons, so I'm not really sure.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2014, 10:40:52 pm »
As far as I've been able to tell, once they get IN the room, it's curtains for ya.

That's what I thought too, but I read something that mentioned that two of them were able to get in the room and sabotage the door and lights buttons, so I'm not really sure.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2014, 01:26:19 am »
The rabbit and the chick can sabotage the door they're outside of if you don't catch them in time, they're mostly just there to spread your cheeks for Foxy/Freddy. They are also the ones that cause the camera to black out every now and then.

If you can confirm that one is in the room and it is 5am, just keep the camera up and try to wait it out.

If the power runs out, simply stop moving and don't scan the doors. As odd as it might sound, playing dead really does work a bit.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2014, 01:57:05 am »
I'm not going to be able to take the game seriously thanks to the anthro drawings of the characters.

As usual, furries ruin everything.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2014, 05:00:57 am »
I watched a couple Youtube videos, and it looks kind of cool.  I wouldn't mind if they released that as an indie game on XBox Live.
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2014, 06:29:00 am »
What I don't get is where exactly Golden Freddy comes from. Like there are three possible origins for him, all of which conflict.

1. Golden Freddy is a hallucination by the player character, projected by some dark force behind the scenes. In addition, this is the source of the "IT'S ME" things you see everywhere.

2. A older version of Freddy, that was responsible for the Bite of '87. In addition, this costume may have been used by the murderer that killed the five children. This could explain the lack of endoskeleton and eyeballs.

3. The Phone Guy's corpse.

In addition, what the hell is going on the kitchen?

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2014, 12:28:39 pm »
What I don't get is where exactly Golden Freddy comes from. Like there are three possible origins for him, all of which conflict.

1. Golden Freddy is a hallucination by the player character, projected by some dark force behind the scenes. In addition, this is the source of the "IT'S ME" things you see everywhere.

2. A older version of Freddy, that was responsible for the Bite of '87. In addition, this costume may have been used by the murderer that killed the five children. This could explain the lack of endoskeleton and eyeballs.

3. The Phone Guy's corpse.

In addition, what the hell is going on the kitchen?

It is hinted that all of the robots aren't just "trying to dress a friend", especially when some signs point out that they all leak mucus and blood at times. Golden Freddy might be "the force" behind it all.

As for the Bite of 87, I'm pretty sure that was Foxy (Hence why Pirate Cove is closed).

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2014, 01:09:23 pm »
Well'p, Markiplier beat it on 7/20 mode.  Impressive, even if it took him several hours to finally do it.   I doubt I'd have ever got the rhythm down pat enough.

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2014, 01:59:38 pm »
I'm not going to be able to take the game seriously thanks to the anthro drawings of the characters.

As usual, furries ruin everything.

I saw it before I even knew what FNAF was.
Strangely enough, it DIDN'T help me take the game less seriously.

Also, Chica and Freddy go to the kitchen to eat.  Yeah.

That's creepy. *notjoking*
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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2014, 03:07:02 pm »
Eat what... Or who?

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Re: Five Nights at Freddy's
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2014, 03:32:04 pm »
Honestly it's probably pizza they're eating.

Or cupcakes.

Or whatever else they serve at a pizzeria.

It's still creepy.  Why does an animatronic, even a haunted one, feel like it needs to eat?!
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