The iPhone X: Pay $1000 for a phone that doesn't even have a 1440p display like all of Apple's direct competition has been using for three or four years now. And enjoy all of the great features like a 12 megapixel camera that is significantly lower quality than the 20+ megapixel cameras everyone else uses, wireless charging that Samsung has had since the Galaxy S5 or the facial recognition that not only did Samsung introduce with the Galaxy Note 7, but TOTALLY can't be abused by police just pointing your phone at your face while you're handcuffed so they can dig through your phone without a warrant or consent!
And best of all, they still insist on using a proprietary charging connector and pretending that go without a headphone jack is courageous.
In short, I switched to Android and never looked back.