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Offline The Illusive Man

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Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« on: October 09, 2013, 12:41:41 pm »
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2013, 03:50:02 pm »
Wiggs makes me instantly distrust him with his fashion choices anyway.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2013, 04:18:16 pm »
I would've run that by a school advisor or something before handing anything out, but I don't think what they were doing was out of line. Teenagers are gonna fuck each other wether they have condoms or not, so I don't understand the backlash against a method for this nigh-inevitable fucking to not have lifelong consequences. (Oh right, because the stupid whore deserves it because she's stupid and a-*vomits*).
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2013, 07:19:55 pm »
Handing out condoms is a public service. They should be honouring them, not punishing them for it.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2013, 07:40:39 pm »
I dunno.  It's kind of like, "I'm going over there and poke that bear with this stick."  The seriousness of the transgression lies in how it will be perceived.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2013, 09:23:16 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on October 09, 2013, 07:40:39 pm
I dunno.  It's kind of like, "I'm going over there and poke that bear with this stick."  The seriousness of the transgression lies in how it will be perceived.
Explain this analogy.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2013, 09:43:17 pm »
The bear represents inner strength, and the stick is a metaphor for the French Revolution.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2013, 10:54:33 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on October 09, 2013, 09:43:17 pm
The bear represents inner strength, and the stick is a metaphor for the French Revolution.

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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 12:23:23 am »
Well, they were blueberry flavored condoms, so can be used for "not-sex", according to a former president. Not whorish at all :P.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 04:06:12 pm »
Explain the analogy?  I can barely make these things up, much less explain them.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 04:26:54 pm »
Quote from: The Illusive Man on October 09, 2013, 09:23:16 pm
Quote from: Old Viking on October 09, 2013, 07:40:39 pm
I dunno.  It's kind of like, "I'm going over there and poke that bear with this stick."  The seriousness of the transgression lies in how it will be perceived.
Explain this analogy.
If you poke a person with a stick, they're going to be slightly annoyed. If you poke a bear with a stick, you'll get your face mauled off. These students thought their school was a person, and it was actually a bear.

Does that make more sense?
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2013, 02:38:28 am »
Lesson learned: high school is actually bear.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2013, 10:09:04 am »
Honestly? I think this was pretty damn funny.  They get some respect points from me.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2013, 01:46:42 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on October 11, 2013, 02:38:28 am
Lesson learned: high school is actually bear.
Well, one mauls you and feasts upon your internal organs and the other is a bear.
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Re: Lol Florida, when will you ever learn?
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2013, 07:24:24 pm »
I think the music video for the posted song is even better than the live performance posted.

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