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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 04:42:55 pm »
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...tall and handsome...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou're dumb as a sack of bricks if you think anyone's buying this for a second.

I'm just waiting for the laughable "me, Creeper, Shawn and Jacob all at his house" post.

"Lady", no showering or haircut can fix that big ol' oink oink oink nose.
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by AliceV on January 15, 2019, 04:14:09 pm »
I'm sorry, but the idea of someone being willing to engage with and potentially marry that ugly cretin is just...

...we all know its a sockpuppet.

Don't even bother.

He is a true gentleman which is hard to find nowadays because many men treat us women like sex objects. You better watch it, or I will give you a good kick in the balls. Jacob is tall and handsome. That picture he uploaded was just one bad picture on a hot summer day before he took a good shower, got a good haircut, and shaved his beard.
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by AliceV on January 15, 2019, 04:10:03 pm »
Jacob finished posting about the true meaning in that topic he started.
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Entertainment and Television / Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Last post by ironbite on January 15, 2019, 03:30:11 pm »
Did nobody see the Pachinko episode of Power Rangers?

Ironbite-*walks off muttering angry words*
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 02:47:27 pm »
I'm sorry, but the idea of someone being willing to engage with and potentially marry that ugly cretin is just...

...we all know its a sockpuppet.

Don't even bother.
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Entertainment and Television / Re: Tabletop Game Thread
« Last post by Askold on January 15, 2019, 10:12:40 am »
Praedor is still going on and is tons of fun. My character (the one I wrote about previously) was also eaten by a random monster in the post-magical-apocalyptic-hellscape but with new characters the "brave heroes" are still looting tombs and looking for treasures.

Meanwhile I'm back to a Shadowrun campaign and have lost a few characters there as well. Current highlight: Benedict Cumberbatch. I mean, the Frumious Bandersnatch was eating people and spreading HMMVV-2 virus. The team didn't originally know who is it that is killing people and turning some of them but were hired to make a stop to it by a gang that didn't want Knight Errant to "handle" the situation in the Barrens the way they usually would handle an outbreak like that. After a fight with a Fomorian (a troll infected by the virus) and a werewolf the team finally heard that a Sasquatch is looking for help because it is being chased by an "invisible monster." The team put 2 and 2 together and promised to protect the Sasquatch.

You see, the Sasquatch was being hunted by the Clapperhead Utterbunk, which is what happens to a Sasquatch that has been infected by HMMVV-2. The Bendystraw Crumpetsnack is also a creature that can turn invisible which makes it extra dangerous. And another curious thing about the Sherlock Holmes is that the only thing it can eat is Sasquatches which explained all those attacks. After being infected the creature had been trying to find something that it could eat and digest and after 2 weeks without food it was extremely desperate.

The team set up an ambush for the Wimbledon Tennismatch by hiding in an abandoned building with the Sasquatch (who was a manager at EVO but didn't think that his corp could help him because they might be too interested in infecting him with the virus as well, FOR SCIENCE!) and rigging it with traps. Traps of Gas grenades with Neurostun.

When the Britishname Cannotspell finally showed up it hit two of the grenades, weakening it considerable and after taking concentrated semi-blind fire from several Shadowrunners and two Drones it tried to run away but was finally knocked unconscious by a Flash-Bang thrown by my character. ...Then the third combat drone of the team crawled up to it (the Troll on the team was doing suppressive fire in the estimated area of the creature with a MMG that had EX ammo so no one was walking in that area) and chopped the thing to death with sword arms.

Another job well done and the team could add "killed the creature who played Doctor Strangelove" on their resume.

Also another AAA corp that some of the team got tangled with (by accident) paid a decent sum for the corpse and used it to design new and improved invisibility cloaks for the armies of the world.
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Politics and Government / Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Last post by Askold on January 15, 2019, 09:56:12 am »
I noticed last year that "Nazis were SOCIALISTS and therefore leftists" really became a talking point for a lot of right wingers. Not just a random joke or two here and there, it was actually something that a lot of Alt-Right and other extremists began a concentrated effort to spread. Common enough that the "And I suppose North-Korea is a democracy?" became a meme as a reply to it.

I suspect that it was some sort of effort to put the blame about Nazis onto the "Left" so that Alt-Right (who insist on not being Neo-Nazis) could then say that since they are right-wing, they can't be Nazis.
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by AliceV on January 15, 2019, 09:20:16 am »
Believe me, we're all familiar with your slapping skills. Especially when denim is involved. But I digress.

Just start a new thread on GOG, this time in the most low traffic subforum you can find, and you should be fine and dandy.

Here is his new post. https://www.gog.com/forum/elder_scrolls_series/the_true_meaning_of_skyrim
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by Art Vandelay on January 15, 2019, 09:05:03 am »
Believe me, we're all familiar with your slapping skills. Especially when denim is involved. But I digress.

Just start a new thread on GOG, this time in the most low traffic subforum you can find, and you should be fine and dandy.
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Creative Outlets / Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Last post by AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:54:40 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8</a>
Really, dude.

How DARE you call me a dude! I want you to know that I have great slapping skills and that Jacob Harrison is a tall man so you better not get him angry by insulting me. And you haven’t answered the question on where you and Jacob can continue the discussion since his GOG post is gone..
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