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Offline Joey

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Did Jesus Intervene?
« on: January 16, 2012, 06:05:48 pm »

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2012, 06:07:09 pm »
Nickelback's success can only be attributed to Satan, not Jesus.
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2012, 06:10:03 pm »
I know this is old, but it fits.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 10:14:17 pm »
That's hilarious.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 12:02:54 am »
Damnit, fuckers, stop dissing Nickelback! I happen to like their music! *is smote* Smite away, I am unashamed of my music taste.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 01:27:32 am »
I'm in despair! God having misplaced priorities has left me in despair!
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 01:33:05 am »
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 06:42:42 am »
Damnit, fuckers, stop dissing Nickelback! I happen to like their music! *is smote* Smite away, I am unashamed of my music taste.

Their older stuff is okay. I believe their best song was called "Figure You Out".
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 07:03:52 am »
I'm in despair! God having misplaced priorities has left me in despair!

No, it's YOU'RE priorities that are misplaced!

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 07:57:44 am »
Damnit, fuckers, stop dissing Nickelback! I happen to like their music! *is smote* Smite away, I am unashamed of my music taste.

Their older stuff is okay. I believe their best song was called "Figure You Out".

Meh, I find most of their stuff barely-listenable.  It would be different if they weren't all so damn similar.
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 09:25:42 am »
Damnit, fuckers, stop dissing Nickelback! I happen to like their music! *is smote* Smite away, I am unashamed of my music taste.
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 09:54:38 am »
I like Nickelback too...
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 10:17:29 am »
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 11:28:54 am »
I like Nickelback too...

Me too. This brings up a question. Is Nickelback really so hated or is "hating" it just a popular "thing" like complaining about furries or bronies on 4chan?
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 01:57:36 pm »
I'm not a huge fan of Nicklebacks music, but I don't hate them either. Idk why they are so hated that much really.
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