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IM Conversation Thread
« on: January 04, 2012, 03:18:38 am »
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 07:50:26 pm »
L: dog
L:  id livking hsnfd
RatOfSteel:  Hmm?
L:  ***licking hands
RatOfSteel:  Ah. :P
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 06:07:53 am »
m_antechrist: This is why robosexualism is wrong.
MaybeNever: Where will it end? That's what I want to know.
MaybeNever: With trees having sex?
MaybeNever: Illicit orgies, perhaps drawing in some insect? Bees? Flies?
MaybeNever: Horrible!
MaybeNever: Not to mention the STHDIs these days. Robo-AIDS formats thousands every year.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 05:54:08 pm »
[17:30] shaneforwax: my internet is a twatwaffle
[17:30] Cait: I love making up profanities
[17:31] Cait: any half-literate idiot can say 'fuckhead!' but calling someone a douchebiscuit is way more fun
[17:33] shaneforwax: Douchecanoe
[17:33] Cait: it's just kind of funny getting people to be all offended at something you say without actually having any idea what it even meant
[17:34] Cait: 'fuckbag' is immediately evident as an insult but I couldn't tell you what it actually means
[17:37] shaneforwax: it's a sleeping bag with the word fuck written on it
[17:38] Cait: or possibly the communal trashbag for the semen-soaked paper towels they use to clean up the sets at porn shoots
[17:38] Cait: just offering suggestions here
[17:40] shaneforwax: that is a delightful mental image you've discovered
[17:41] Cait: if there;s one thing I'm good at it's coming up with mental images that will probably put me in therapy
[17:42] Cait: that and casually bashing out 2000-word essays almost totally effortlessly over breakfast
[17:42] Cait: they say everyone is good at SOMETHING but unfortunately you're not guaranteed it;s going to be something in any way useful or practical
[17:42] Cait: which is why I can't read a map but can catch a stack of pennies off my elbow
[17:43] shaneforwax: ....
[17:43] shaneforwax:  i can't tell if you're being serious
[17:43] Cait: about what?
[17:43] Cait: the pennies thing?
[17:43] shaneforwax: yes
[17:43] shaneforwax: regardless of the fact I originally read it as stack of penises, yes. The pennies thing
[17:44] Cait: no, I can do it--up to twenty pennies and the only reason I can't do more than that is becaues my hands are too small to hold them
[17:44] Cait: you hold your arm back and bent so your elbow is horizontal, balance a stack of coins on it, then flip your arm down fast and try to catch them before they end up all over the floor
[17:45] Cait: ...that;s weirder than I'm aware it is, isn't it?
[17:46] shaneforwax: that is... quite the gift, Cait.
[17:47] Cait: but it doesn't benefit me at all unless I'm kidnapped by some weird serial killer who promises to let me go if I can catch a stack of pennies off my elbow
[17:47] Cait: which, statisticaly speaking, is slightly less likely than being hit by lightning the day I win the lottery

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 06:22:05 pm »
*purchases duct tape, rope, and a stack of pennies*
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2012, 06:26:38 pm »
Well I guess I should go buy some lottery tickets, shouldn't I?
'The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our imaginations.' -- Bertrand Russel

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2012, 06:31:10 pm »
Actually, it would be pretty convenient for me if we both happened to be in the same gas station at the same time, buying our respective supplies.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 10:28:09 pm »
Oh you girls.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 06:52:51 pm »
Ranger Joe says
So this story just jumped into mind.

The_L says
I like stories. :3

Ranger Joe says
I was stationed at Ft. Bragg and had a roomie. Most people do. You essentially have an apartment, minus the bathroom. (The bathroom is a giant one, and is at the end of the hall)

The_L says
right

Ranger Joe says
Well, he had a girl over. I could hear them through the wall.
So it's kinda loud, dude is reaching a crescendo, and then he screams like he's being disemboweled and runs out of the room, bare ass naked.
I can hear the woman laughing from inside the room.

The_L says
D:

Ranger Joe says
I said, "Dude, what the fuck?"
He replies, "Right as I came she stuck her finger in my ass! That doesn't make me gay does it?"

The_L says
 lol

Ranger Joe says
I said, "Well, does she have a penis?"

The_L says
Right answer.

Ranger Joe says
He replies, "Uhh..no..I definitely know she doesn't."
I said, "Well, then it's not gay. It would be gay if it was a man's finger. You can't commit a homosexual act with a member of the opposite sex. You. Fucking. Retard."
He was all awkward and made her leave.
I got her number as she was leaving... ;D
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 03:33:51 am »
Well done :D

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2012, 07:37:57 am »
And here I am again, demonstrating ADHD as a coping strategy:

The_L: well, good and bad stuff happened yesterday
Keiro: Oh? o.o
The_L: Mom says, "I got this really cute shirt but it doesn't fit me, let's see if it looks goood on you"
The_L: So she gets it out of her closet, I'm in her room trying it on...
The_L: ...and I notice a condom wrapper by my parents' bed.
Keiro: ...
Keiro: Oh dear. >>;
The_L: I mentioned it when mom came back in (the shirt looks AWESOME on me, btw), and she says "Your father SAYS he always puts things away, and then every now and then I have to pick up after him."  "I...didn't really need to see--"  "I'll tell him about this later."  "DON'T TELL HIM!!"
The_L: My life is a horrible sitcom
Keiro: -coughs.- Yeah, you didn't need to... (Glad to hear it looks awesome on you!)
The_L: Baby, I rock that shirt like nobody's business
Keiro: Oh? XD
The_L: It is sexy :3
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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--Sanda

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 02:52:39 pm »
Advent Snail says
Gonna have to fuck off soon.
I want a damn vanilla Coke before I go to math class.
Harley Thomas says
Die.
Advent Snail says
I'll be back from around 5-6.
Harley Thomas says
I haven't had Vanilla Coke in years.
Advent Snail says
I found a couple places in State College that sell it.
Sometimes...
Harley Thomas says
I don't even think I can get it in my country.
Advent Snail says
Something beautiful happens in this world.
You don't know how to express yourself.
So you just gotta sing.
Harley Thomas says
Also I'll be gone at like 5:30.
Advent Snail says
I JUST HAD VANILLA COKE & HARLEY DIDN'T!
GONNA PUT MY PENIS IN THE BOTTLE!
I JUST HAD VANILLA COKE AND IT TASTES SO GOOD!
Harley Thomas says
I hope it gets stuck.
Advent Snail says
BUT NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS HARLEY'S MISERY.
DOESN'T MATTER, HAD COKE!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2012, 12:06:52 am »
Kch_iscomingupwithideas!Hide!: And, damn, these are sweet brownies. Why did she not warn me these were lava brownies?

Dell_iswritingfanfics!Run!: *jealous*

Kch_iscomingupwithideas!Hide!: Uh uh, there is such a thing as too sweet and they found the line and drizzled fudge all over it.

Dell_iswritingfanfics!Run!: T_T

Kch_iscomingupwithideas!Hide!: Full on brownie porn money shot all over my line
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2012, 05:20:25 pm »
"Brownie porn money shot" is officially my new term for "death by chocolate."
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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--Sanda

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2012, 06:15:06 pm »
And this is why I make a bad muse...

Kchi_headwentsplat: Oh! i know! I know! Add this:

Kchi_headwentsplat: "You had me at orgy..." he purred into the other mech's audials as he squeezed him under the table.

Dell_iswritingfanfics!Run!: LOL

Kchi_headwentsplat: You'll thank me later

Kchi_headwentsplat: ...or burn me at the stake

Kchi_headwentsplat: Either way I'll hve gotten you to bastardize Jerry Maguire

Dell_iswritingfanfics!Run!: O_O
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.