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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #225 on: January 19, 2012, 02:47:45 am »

At a glance, it appears to be a win. Look closer, and it's an epic fail. The note writer just admitted to spiking the brownies with pot and put his/her name on the container. It seems not only is this person pretty much guaranteed to be fired, but also there'll be a few criminal charges on top of it.

Assuming it's true, it's been very poorly thought out.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #226 on: January 19, 2012, 03:13:19 am »

At a glance, it appears to be a win. Look closer, and it's an epic fail. The note writer just admitted to spiking the brownies with pot and put his/her name on the container. It seems not only is this person pretty much guaranteed to be fired, but also there'll be a few criminal charges on top of it.

Assuming it's true, it's been very poorly thought out.

I'm a bit more concerned about the part where she admits that she's had her 9-year-old daughter help make pot brownies.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #227 on: January 19, 2012, 04:22:45 am »
ORRRR she didn't put her name on the tubs she's been spiking.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #228 on: January 19, 2012, 05:20:05 am »
That would be easy to just type up and snap a picture, and it's not a very well thought out plan, so it's probably not real.

My plan would be a different note:  "One of those brownies contained a trace amount of menstrual blood.  Only I know which one.  Feeling lucky?"

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« Reply #229 on: January 19, 2012, 09:25:29 am »
Isn’t HR supposed to arbitrate food theft issues anyway?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #230 on: January 19, 2012, 09:32:03 am »
Yes, but they never do. If you complain about it they normally tell you they have to have direct evidence before they can come to someone or that you should give up and go out for lunch.

I worked for a bill collection agency in Michigan who took up the top two floors of a building. They thought that because there was a cafe on the second floor, a convenience store in the lobby that sold microwave meals and three fast food places within a five minutes walk that we should all go out and buy our food. Anyone who was silly enough to bring their meal was just inviting others to steal it.
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« Reply #231 on: January 19, 2012, 10:01:56 am »
Oh, that’s totally encouraging a healthy lifestyle among your employees. ::) Watch the company insurance rates go up!
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« Reply #232 on: January 19, 2012, 11:46:17 am »
Sigh.


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #234 on: January 19, 2012, 05:29:46 pm »


Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #238 on: January 20, 2012, 12:20:43 am »


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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