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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 02:10:55 pm »
I remember this guy! We had a thread about him years ago. He's still a moron.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 02:47:37 pm »
This guy doesn't hit my gaydar.

He hits my "Older guy trying too hard to look hip" dar.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 02:50:53 pm »
That is one goofy looking motherfucker.

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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 06:47:40 pm »
Oh, look, he's still wearing that '80's pseudo pin head 'do.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 06:58:01 pm »
I remember that sexist, homophobic, fundie asshole who tries to lure children in by acting hip (but failing miserably).  I was hoping he crawled under a rock and got crushed by it.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 07:33:30 pm »
I never forgot about this guy. The same way you never forget seeing the old naked woman from The Shining.

Decided to look up a video of him, since it's been awhile. Enjoy hearing a middle-aged man with frosted hair tell teenage girls that if they have sex they're like a used up trashy car that nobody would buy.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXadnYdJZF8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXadnYdJZF8</a>
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 10:16:04 pm »
#lookadouche describes this guy perfectly.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 11:35:20 pm »
I wrote about one of his books on the old forums. Still gives me the creeps.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2013, 01:14:47 am »
He looks like the lovechild of Rodney Dangerfield and Guy Fieri grew up and had a lovechild with a douche.
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2013, 06:24:15 am »
He looks like the lovechild of Rodney Dangerfield and Guy Fieri grew up and had a lovechild with a douche.

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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2013, 07:11:55 am »
Seriously, what is up with that hair? Is he trying to look like his Sonic recolor OC?
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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2013, 11:14:35 am »
Ewwww...a weird bug-eyed alien porcupine...humanoid...thing....

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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2013, 03:23:29 am »
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He hits my "Older guy trying too hard to look hip" dar.

This and the gaydar.

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Re: My gaydar just exploded!
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2013, 11:14:20 am »
Good lord it's as if someone put Pat Robertson, Johnny Rotten and Gollum in a blender...