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Oppa Antichrist Style
« on: March 03, 2014, 10:15:32 pm »
I'm really hoping this YouTube prophet, William Tapley, is some type of elaborate hoax. In a series of low-quality videos he analyzes Psy's video for "Gangnam Style" and interprets it as a sign of the End Times. Just...just watch...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVTK3cmGQuU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVTK3cmGQuU</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbE34XjOgw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbE34XjOgw</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0bk3gsv1gA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0bk3gsv1gA</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P2WVtnDPoQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P2WVtnDPoQ</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PR8_kHEyx8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PR8_kHEyx8</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKDmXWXhLCs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKDmXWXhLCs</a>

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 10:22:25 pm »
...If this guy is serious, he needs professional help.

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 10:24:51 pm »

WUT?
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2014, 10:29:20 pm »
Wasn't he the guy who said the baggage handling area at Denver (or was it Dallas, or something completely different?) airport was deliberately designed to look like a giant cock and balls and therefore Satan? I'm surprised he's still around.

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 10:32:48 pm »
Wasn't he the guy who said the baggage handling area at Denver (or was it Dallas, or something completely different?) airport was deliberately designed to look like a giant cock and balls and therefore Satan? I'm surprised he's still around.
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 10:35:48 pm »
Wasn't he the guy who said the baggage handling area at Denver (or was it Dallas, or something completely different?) airport was deliberately designed to look like a giant cock and balls and therefore Satan? I'm surprised he's still around.
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2014, 10:54:55 pm »
Not surprising.  When Geniuses attempt to explain their theories to normal people, jabir makes sure they sound completely batshit insane.  His computer probably uses a brain-in-a-vat in his basement and he probably has death rays in a dozen different flavors out the ass, but he can't talk to a normal human being without sounding like he's completely brain-damaged. 
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2014, 11:13:28 pm »
Not surprising.  When Geniuses attempt to explain their theories to normal people, jabir makes sure they sound completely batshit insane.  His computer probably uses a brain-in-a-vat in his basement and he probably has death rays in a dozen different flavors out the ass, but he can't talk to a normal human being without sounding like he's completely brain-damaged.
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2014, 11:22:19 pm »
Not surprising.  When Geniuses attempt to explain their theories to normal people, jabir makes sure they sound completely batshit insane.  His computer probably uses a brain-in-a-vat in his basement and he probably has death rays in a dozen different flavors out the ass, but he can't talk to a normal human being without sounding like he's completely brain-damaged.
Suck on that Occam's Razor! ;D
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2014, 11:34:27 pm »
Gangnam Style? Isn't that kind of past its prime at this point?

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2014, 11:38:27 pm »
Gangnam Style? Isn't that kind of past its prime at this point?
It's a miracle the guy can even use a computer, nonetheless keep relevance.

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2014, 11:42:41 pm »
Gangnam Style? Isn't that kind of past its prime at this point?
It's a miracle the guy can even use a computer, nonetheless keep relevance.
I bet he'll reference the Harlem Shake next.

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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2014, 12:21:47 am »
I knew there were only two possible reasons for a thread title like this.

...And I was hoping for some guy in a devilsuit doing a gagnam style cover.

Oh well, I guess this might be fun as we-WHAT THE HECK HAS THAT GUY BEEN SMOKING!?
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 12:30:39 am »
Gangnam Style, Harlem Shake...next, I want him to tell us what does the fox say? Except we'll have to wait another year before this old fuck catches onto it. He must have a huge backlog of video sermo-lectures to poo out first.
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Re: Oppa Antichrist Style
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2014, 01:03:17 am »
Gangnam Style, Harlem Shake...next, I want him to tell us what does the fox say?