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Fictional objects you want.
« on: April 07, 2014, 01:28:12 am »
A fun thread idea I thought of. Basically just say what fictional stuff you would want, be it weapons or otherwise.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2014, 01:55:22 am »
...Well, I'm not going to bother listing all those different spaceships that I'd want since that would just take too much time. A space elevator would be nice as well.

Psi amp from X-com or that whatever-chamber from the remake.

NO lightsabers as I would accidentally cut my head off with it or something. "I know! I'll just take two of those and put a rope between them so that I can swing them like a nun-chuck. I can foresee no way for this to backfire!"

Or maybe something like that nanomachine thing that the BBEG in Metal Gear Revengeance had. That would be cool.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2014, 02:01:04 am »
For the sake of this thread lets just say nothing larger than a tank.

Also, I'd either want a phaser or a sonic screwdriver.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2014, 07:40:18 am »
I'd like to have a TARDIS.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2014, 08:28:22 am »
Something simple and easy to control that would allow me to fly. Kind of like the brooms in Harry Potter, only something that in practice wouldn't chafe my nads raw after only an hour or so of flight.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2014, 08:35:38 am »
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2014, 08:39:18 am »
For the sake of this thread lets just say nothing larger than a tank.

Well, I guess I can't have Metal Gear REX, RAY or EXCELSUS so I guess I'll go with the Solid Eye from MGS4.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2014, 09:18:49 am »
For the sake of this thread lets just say nothing larger than a tank.



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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2014, 09:40:40 am »
It's not really an object, but can I have the economy of the Star Trek universe?

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2014, 09:57:48 am »
It's not really an object, but can I have the economy of the Star Trek universe?

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2014, 10:13:18 am »
A Philosopher's Stone. Classical version, not the Fullmetal Alchemist one.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2014, 11:30:52 am »

Plus a set of long fall boots, so I could actually use it for something other than childish pranks and laziness.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2014, 03:14:58 pm »
A flying car, a la Mass Effect.
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 03:52:08 pm »
A flying car, a la Mass Effect.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2014, 03:59:36 pm »
Oh, fuck yeah. And I'm having one of those days when it would come in very handy. KA_MUTHA_FUCKIN_BLAMMO!.....bitches" ;D
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