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Offline Ghoti

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Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:46:07 pm »
DEEZ NUTS!

Just in case you were still unsure about how much of a joke American politics are.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2015, 01:17:08 pm »
Reminds me of how the Polish Beer-Lovers' party managed to win 16 seats in the Sejm.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm »
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2015, 02:14:30 pm »
Quote from: TheContrarian on August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
A Donald Trump campaign is hilarious. A Donald Trump presidency would be horrifying.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2015, 10:51:16 pm »
Quote from: Ghoti on August 08, 2015, 02:14:30 pm
Quote from: TheContrarian on August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
A Donald Trump campaign is hilarious. A Donald Trump presidency would be horrifying.

Unless the Democratic Party won supermajorities in both the House and the Senate so they could override all of his vetoes.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2015, 11:01:08 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on August 08, 2015, 10:51:16 pm
Quote from: Ghoti on August 08, 2015, 02:14:30 pm
Quote from: TheContrarian on August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
A Donald Trump campaign is hilarious. A Donald Trump presidency would be horrifying.

Unless the Democratic Party won supermajorities in both the House and the Senate so they could override all of his vetoes.

He'd either quit or coup within a year.
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The party's name is the Democratic Party. It has been since 1830. Please spell correctly.

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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2015, 11:01:44 pm »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2015, 11:01:08 pm
Quote from: dpareja on August 08, 2015, 10:51:16 pm
Quote from: Ghoti on August 08, 2015, 02:14:30 pm
Quote from: TheContrarian on August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
A Donald Trump campaign is hilarious. A Donald Trump presidency would be horrifying.

Unless the Democratic Party won supermajorities in both the House and the Senate so they could override all of his vetoes.

He'd either quit or coup within a year.

Or be impeached, what with that Senate supermajority.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

Offline Lt. Fred

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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2015, 11:04:40 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on August 08, 2015, 11:01:44 pm
Quote from: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2015, 11:01:08 pm
Quote from: dpareja on August 08, 2015, 10:51:16 pm
Quote from: Ghoti on August 08, 2015, 02:14:30 pm
Quote from: TheContrarian on August 08, 2015, 01:30:29 pm
A Donald Trump presidency would be funnier
A Donald Trump campaign is hilarious. A Donald Trump presidency would be horrifying.

Unless the Democratic Party won supermajorities in both the House and the Senate so they could override all of his vetoes.

He'd either quit or coup within a year.

Or be impeached, what with that Senate supermajority.

Good point. He'd be spying on them within seconds of the inauguration, just to get some dirt.
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Ultimate Paragon admits to fabricating a hit piece on Politico.

http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=6936.0

The party's name is the Democratic Party. It has been since 1830. Please spell correctly.

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-FDR

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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2015, 11:38:28 pm »
Donald Trump is such a crook even Richard Nixon would call him bat shit insane.

...Granted, he's a very funny kind of batshit insane.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2015, 11:48:11 pm »
Quote from: niam2023 on August 08, 2015, 11:38:28 pm
Donald Trump is such a crook even Richard Nixon would call him bat shit insane.

...Granted, he's a very funny kind of batshit insane.

Funny on the campaign trail, less funny in the Oval Office.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2015, 12:14:23 am »
America's Adversaries React to a Donald Trump Presidency

Vladimir Putin: ...God is Cruel...why must I negotiate with that?

Baghdadi: Either ISIS has just been handed our greatest victory or this is going to be utterly miserable.

Ayatollah Khomeini: Allah, I didn't mean for my prayer for ruin to America to happen like that. Is...is it too late to take my prayer back?

Taliban: Mullah Omar is...very displeased with this turn of events. Spending much time in his garden.
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Re: Finally, the true third-party candidate we've been waiting for!
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2015, 10:08:33 am »
isn't mullah omar pushing daisies by the roots in his garden?
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