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Offline Askold

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What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« on: June 22, 2013, 10:56:07 am »
Global internet porn habits:

http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search

Let's try to keep this Safe For Work.

Please.

There are plenty of other places to turn this into NSFW or Not Safe For Sanity...

Things I have learned from the site:

-Apparently Jayden James and Phoenix Marie popular in Finland. I may have heard about one of them.

-Ukraine has a thing for Kim Kardashian but what they really love are some raincoats (gay raincoats, I am not sure what it means and I am afraid to find out.)

-Chile has 9 out of top 10 be gay something. Either there are a lot of gay/bi people there or at least the one's there are REALLY into porn.

-Then again, Venezuela has 8 of 10 be gay porn searches ...and two named stars, I'm not sure if one or both do gay porn.

-Many coutries have Lisa Ann in the top 10 but only Argentina has Lissa Ann in the top 10 (without the correctly spelled version being on the list at all...)

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 11:02:00 am »
No really kinky stuff? Aw, I am disappoint :(

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2013, 10:04:35 pm »
No really kinky stuff? Aw, I am disappoint :(

Look at the African countries & Iceland, *yeesh*.

South America LOOOOOOOVES it's Gay stuff!

Folks in India & a couple of Mid-East nations enjoy rape porn.

A number of countries enjoy incest-themed stuff...Mother-Son, Mother-Daughter, etc.

Then there's one country with "Castrated She-Male"?! There's folks that get off of non-op transwomen with no nuts!

It seems the most puritanical countries tend to have the freakiest porn....Several Mid-East nations, African countries, etc. Apparently suppression makes you sexually...odd. Iceland, however, would probably be the exception to that rule.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 11:44:16 pm »
#4 in Nigeria. "Things I jack off to". I get the impression that they don't know how search engines work.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2013, 04:03:09 am »
No really kinky stuff? Aw, I am disappoint :(


Then there's one country with "Castrated She-Male"?! There's folks that get off of non-op transwomen with no nuts!


Ha, I missed that one.  Paying attention to what I'm reading fail.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2013, 05:18:33 am »
It seems the most puritanical countries tend to have the freakiest porn....Several Mid-East nations, African countries, etc. Apparently suppression makes you sexually...odd. Iceland, however, would probably be the exception to that rule.

I think that it is that the really pervy people are gonna look for porn even if, or especially if, it is against the societal norms and taboos and if a puritan country really does have more people who simply do not view porn at all it means that the pervy ones will make a bigger share of the group that does look a porn.

I'm just amused that there are so many porn stars that show up in the searches. Concider how many porn stars there are in the world, they could be searching for porn about any one of those. And the searches that are unrelated to any particular star but despite all that there are some stars that make it to top 10 on those lists.
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2013, 08:33:35 am »
It seems the most puritanical countries tend to have the freakiest porn....Several Mid-East nations, African countries, etc. Apparently suppression makes you sexually...odd. Iceland, however, would probably be the exception to that rule.

I think that it is that the really pervy people are gonna look for porn even if, or especially if, it is against the societal norms and taboos and if a puritan country really does have more people who simply do not view porn at all it means that the pervy ones will make a bigger share of the group that does look a porn.

I'm just amused that there are so many porn stars that show up in the searches. Concider how many porn stars there are in the world, they could be searching for porn about any one of those. And the searches that are unrelated to any particular star but despite all that there are some stars that make it to top 10 on those lists.

Apparently these porn stars are some of the "big star" ones, or they're really specialized.

Gia Darling showed up on this. She's a transwoman. She's actually a very pretty (utterly cute & adorable-looking) lady :-* with big boobies :)....and well hung! :o

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2013, 10:25:08 pm »
My personal favorite involves a vat of whipped cream cheese, but it gets silly awfully fast.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2013, 10:31:56 pm »
New York:

#10: Straight (gay)

Huh?
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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 12:01:37 am »
I think another place had that, too.  It left me just as confused.  My guess would be those "straight guy has gay experience" things.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2013, 07:46:17 am »
I was surprised that so many people look for porn specifically from their own country.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2013, 01:10:50 pm »
I love in the US that teen and MILF are often right next to each other.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2013, 01:28:12 pm »
I love in the US that teen and MILF are often right next to each other.

I'm sure the sites where "Lesbian milf fucks her daughter's friends" are adding to that.

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Re: What (kind of porn) is the world searching for?
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2013, 06:32:52 pm »
#4 in Nigeria. "Things I jack off to". I get the impression that they don't know how search engines work.

Well, they're not WRONG.
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