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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2012, 10:05:40 pm »
Damn, these choose your own adventures are getting ... weird...


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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2012, 01:24:49 am »
If this is from a real book, I want a copy.
I'm pretty sure it's not - but the presentation IS very believable...

and then there is this one...

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #62 on: June 11, 2012, 11:49:02 am »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #63 on: June 11, 2012, 12:38:27 pm »


I remember that all too well, followed by my parents yelling at me for making all that noise early im the morning.
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2012, 12:19:08 am »


I remember that all too well, followed by my parents yelling at me for making all that noise early im the morning.

That's why I would take out any piece I saw if I thought I would need it in the future. I did not assemble things "step-by-step."
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2012, 02:54:41 am »
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2012, 06:18:06 am »

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2012, 08:14:36 pm »
"Fear my .45"

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2012, 09:56:04 pm »


It's worse when the damned piece fell down the heating vent.

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2012, 09:57:02 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2012, 01:36:55 pm »




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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #73 on: June 18, 2012, 06:33:41 pm »
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #74 on: June 18, 2012, 10:17:09 pm »