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Harmless Trolling!
« on: January 31, 2012, 01:17:41 pm »
So I was totally thinking last night how I want to someday troll bigfoot hunters by dressing up in a bigfoot costume with a huge, floppy dick on it.  I'm not discounting the possibility of bigfoot existing, but I think it would be fun.

With that in mind, this thread is going to be about harmless troll you have pulled on people, or want to pull.
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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 01:47:43 pm »
You'd better make sure none of the bigfoot hunters have guns.

I want to get really big searchlights and a PA system and set them around a fundie church that holds a mass at night. Then I turn the lights on the church so inside it looks like heavenly light. Then the PA should play angelic choir sounds and a voice of god saying something like "My children! It's time! Take off your clothes and run out because Jesus is waiting for you there"

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 03:31:52 pm »
I put up few adds on local bulletin boards a while back reading "Are you tired of the democrats and republicans working together? Are you tired of foreign wars and $15 trillion debts? Are you sick of corporate bailouts? Has the rising price of gas left a sour taste in your mouth? You know the problems, now find out the solutions. Visit us at Lemonparty.org"

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 11:32:34 pm »
I put up few adds on local bulletin boards a while back reading "Are you tired of the democrats and republicans working together? Are you tired of foreign wars and $15 trillion debts? Are you sick of corporate bailouts? Has the rising price of gas left a sour taste in your mouth? You know the problems, now find out the solutions. Visit us at Lemonparty.org"

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 01:39:51 am »
I put up few adds on local bulletin boards a while back reading "Are you tired of the democrats and republicans working together? Are you tired of foreign wars and $15 trillion debts? Are you sick of corporate bailouts? Has the rising price of gas left a sour taste in your mouth? You know the problems, now find out the solutions. Visit us at Lemonparty.org"

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2012, 02:30:22 am »
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So I was totally thinking last night how I want to someday troll bigfoot hunters by dressing up in a bigfoot costume with a huge, floppy dick on it.

Just steal one of the Big Bad Wolf costumes from the musical "Into the Woods".

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 01:08:23 pm »
I came up with this idea years ago, and it never stops being funny to think about.  For this trick, you will need heavy metal, dark, "creepy" clothes, and an assistant.

1. Put on the creepiest, gothiest/bikerest stuff you own.  Remember, you want to look menacing and "Satanic" (for certain definitions of the word Satanic).

2. Get a pair of over-the-head headphones, and turn up your metal music loud enough that you can hear it just fine with the headphones hanging around your neck.  This step is optional, but adds to the effect.

3. Get your friend and go to the nearest Christian bookstore.  Leave accomplice in the parking lot and walk in, acting as if you're just on a regular shopping trip and it is perfectly normal for you to be there.  For best results, accomplice should be visible from inside the store.

4. If they haven't thrown you out yet, go up to the cashier and ask, "Do you have any books on exorcisms?  My friend and I kinda had a little accident."  Cue accomplice pretending to have a seizure in the car.
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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2012, 09:59:03 pm »
It would be incredibly difficult, but I'd love to start my own incredibly fundamentalist church with a male friend, have him preach the most racist, sexist, homophobic stuff, and do the typical asking for donations to build a megachurch thing. Then, after making tons of money, tell everyone that we're actually not religious at all and they've been trolled, and flee the scene blaring "Never Gonna Give You Up" at them through the car speakers.

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 11:35:56 pm »
It would be incredibly difficult, but I'd love to start my own incredibly fundamentalist church with a male friend, have him preach the most racist, sexist, homophobic stuff, and do the typical asking for donations to build a megachurch thing. Then, after making tons of money, tell everyone that we're actually not religious at all and they've been trolled, and flee the scene blaring "Never Gonna Give You Up" at them through the car speakers.

So you'd donate all the money to charity at least, right?  At the very least, you'd keep track of how much people gave so you could return the money to them.  This could be a problem with anonymous donations, though.  I guess at least that money would go to charity.

I'm just saying that if you didn't, you would be a GIGANTIC asshole.
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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 07:01:20 am »
I was planning to do this (took the idea off reddit):
Put posters around the city with a picture of a pigeon saying this is my missing bird, his name is Julian, could someone please return him.

But now it seems neo nazis will be around university, so I'm going to talk to them about how I also hate aliens, Ewoks piss me off.

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 07:10:43 am »
I was tempted once to walk around The French Quarter in a storm-trooper costume and hand out pamphlets for the Empire but money and time did away with that plan.

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Re: Harmless Trolling!
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 01:06:19 pm »
Dress up in a black suit and question people as they are leaving church.  Ask if they took communion, and then if they noticed anything unusual after eating the wafer.  If someone asks why, tell them "we're investigating a possible drug smuggling operation."