Fun new past time in Sweden!

[Sylvana]

Public masturbation is not legal, it is just filed under a lesser crime than sexual assault.
So in short, nothing has really changed, if you masturbate in public you will get dragged off by the cops for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct same as people who urinate in public.

[Old Viking]

Fish poo in the ocean.

[Random Gal]

Plants jizz all over you every spring.

[TheL]

I wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.

Or the fish that I think, coincidentally, live in the Baltic Sea, and find human testicles to look like their prey.

So do what the Baltics do, and wear Speedos instead of board shorts.  Problem solved.

[Witchyjoshy]

Yay, speedos are actually functional!