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The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« on: July 08, 2013, 09:46:32 am »
It sounds like something from our Fox News Headline Game, but nope. While I don't think editing the constitution for your ad is logical or okay, due to it being a historical document (in fact, just don't use it like that at all), this is stupid.

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“Fox Nation’s” Jesse Watters may not mind having his readers regularly discuss assassinating President Obama and he has personally stalked a young, female blogger because she dared criticize Bill O’Reilly’s sexism, but when it comes to beer ads, he’s found religion. So long as he can exploit it for political gain, that is. Because he actually announced while co-hosting “Fox & Friends” this week, without challenge, that a Samuel Adams beer ad that referenced the Declaration of Independence without mentioning “endowed by their Creator” was a sign that “the terrorists have won” and that the Tea Party has been “targeted.”

As co-host Clayton Morris explained, the “endowed by their Creator” phrase was omitted because the Beer Institute guidelines are to keep religion out of beer advertisements.

Yes, the terrorists have won, because they don't mention god in beer ads.

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“It’s weird to think that the beer code ethics guideline, whatever bogus organization that is, has more authority than our Declaration of Independence. If the beer code comes calling and says, ‘Hey, by the way, you put God in your advertising, we’re not having it.’ Why don’t you pull out the Declaration of Independence and say ‘I got this document here, does this trump yours?’”

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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 09:54:06 am »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 10:00:37 am »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
The funniest part is, even reading it you can tell he's most certainly not referring to the god of any one religion. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard a religious person call their god "the Creator" or "our Creator"? It should be obvious, but nooooo.
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 01:54:49 pm »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
The funniest part is, even reading it you can tell he's most certainly not referring to the god of any one religion. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard a religious person call their god "the Creator" or "our Creator"? It should be obvious, but nooooo.

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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 03:43:47 pm »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
The funniest part is, even reading it you can tell he's most certainly not referring to the god of any one religion. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard a religious person call their god "the Creator" or "our Creator"? It should be obvious, but nooooo.

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Well, in Finland christian god is often referred to as the "creator" (Luoja.) Particularly in older prayers and some sayings.
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2013, 04:29:02 pm »
Yes, this is exactly what the terrorists were going for. Political correctness in beer advertising.

Frankly, one wonders why they didn't just ask nicely rather than hijack planes and plant bombs. I'm sure it was a reasonable compromise everyone would have agreed to.
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 05:04:33 pm »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 05:28:09 pm »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do thatthem again."

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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2013, 05:47:57 pm »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2013, 06:06:38 pm »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
The funniest part is, even reading it you can tell he's most certainly not referring to the god of any one religion. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard a religious person call their god "the Creator" or "our Creator"? It should be obvious, but nooooo.

By the Maker!
Well, in Finland christian god is often referred to as the "creator" (Luoja.) Particularly in older prayers and some sayings.

So does that mean the United States government is actually Finland?
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2013, 06:18:22 pm »
What I find really funny about the "endowed by their Creator" line is that it was written by Jefferson, who was a Deist.
The funniest part is, even reading it you can tell he's most certainly not referring to the god of any one religion. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard a religious person call their god "the Creator" or "our Creator"? It should be obvious, but nooooo.

By the Maker!
Well, in Finland christian god is often referred to as the "creator" (Luoja.) Particularly in older prayers and some sayings.

So does that mean the United States government is actually Finland?
Well this is a plot twist!
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2013, 11:31:03 pm »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2013, 12:34:01 am »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Attributed to Ben Franklin, but I'm not sure it's real.

Therefore, the prohibition movement is clearly a tool of Satan.
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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2013, 12:52:50 am »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Attributed to Ben Franklin, but I'm not sure it's real.

Therefore, the prohibition movement is clearly a tool of Satan.

Considering that Prohibition led directly to the success of organized crime....
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: The Terrorists Have Won... Because of Beer
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2013, 08:17:43 am »
The only connection between beer and God that I can think of is, "Oh, God, I'll never do that again."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Attributed to Ben Franklin, but I'm not sure it's real.

Therefore, the prohibition movement is clearly a tool of Satan.
But it was lead by Christians of all types.
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