Is there anyway we could troll him with bestiality pictures? Maybe send him one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bXiNAMvx_s
Maybe some products from this site(REALLY NSFW, sex toys)
http://bad-dragon.com/products (http://bad-dragon.com/products)
Dog dong
http://bad-dragon.com/products/razor (http://bad-dragon.com/products/razor)
Squirting Dragon dong (for you Zachski)
http://bad-dragon.com/products/vergil (http://bad-dragon.com/products/vergil)
And because I'm sure someone will tell my about it, the horse vag.
http://bad-dragon.com/products/mary (http://bad-dragon.com/products/mary)
And yes, it is available in purple, teal, white, pink and two different yellows.
No I don't own any of these(I'm straight so I have no desire for dildos anyway).
Sorry if the links violate any rules.