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A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« on: November 11, 2012, 07:28:35 am »
http://my.news.yahoo.com/virgin-mary-draws-hundreds-malaysian-catholics-093402857.html

Jesus fucking Christ (literally) coming back from work is gonna be a bitch tomorrow. And what's more the stain is on a hospital; they're blocking ambulance access praying.
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Hundreds of Catholics have gathered in prayer and worship outside a Malaysian hospital after seeing an image said to resemble the Virgin Mary on one of the windows.
Pictures of the image have gone viral among local Christians on Facebook and large crowds have gathered at the Sime Darby Medical Centre just outside Kuala Lumpur.
Those assembled Sunday maintained they can now also see an image of an adult Jesus Christ just two windows away from his mother.


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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2012, 07:58:55 am »
ERMAHGERD. A WERTER STERN.

Sorry, I had to. But now whenever catholics cream their pants over an imagined likeness to a female, I imagine them saying that.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2012, 08:22:30 am »
It looks like Slenderman with tits and a cape.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2012, 11:49:51 am »
It looks like Slenderman with tits and a cape.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2012, 11:52:13 am »
I see a pink, spotless giraffe viewed from the front. Or a worm which splits off at the rear. One of those two.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2012, 12:04:30 pm »
I see a vagina.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2012, 12:48:42 pm »
To be honest, I can see what they're seeing (which is more than I can say for some of the "Jesus on toast" things), but I'm more inclined to believe that it's a deliberate hoax than anything.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2012, 01:05:27 pm »
To be honest, I can see what they're seeing (which is more than I can say for some of the "Jesus on toast" things), but I'm more inclined to believe that it's a deliberate hoax than anything.
Its an old hospital. I'm going with water stain considering how many there are on the walls already (we've been suffering some bad rains recently). This one just happens to be on a window.

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2012, 01:29:54 pm »
As a former Catholic, I was like "Hey, that kind of looks like Mary." So clearly it is a good resemblance for those into the tradition.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2012, 02:06:35 pm »
"Mary" appears to be marching FORWARD teehee.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2012, 02:11:35 pm »
I see a vagina.

Aiiiee... can't unsee....

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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2012, 03:02:37 pm »
I see Jesus bleeding from his crotch.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2012, 03:07:40 pm »
I see a vagina.

Yeah, I keep trying to see it but my brain isn't an accomdating thing.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2012, 04:42:58 pm »
It is a God of unfathomable power and majesty who puts his mommy's likeness on hospital windows.
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Re: A window stain near my house is causing a ridiculous jam
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2012, 09:56:53 pm »
I see a vagina.

Yeah, I keep trying to see it but my brain isn't an accomdating thing.

Would you like a detailed description?
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