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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #120 on: September 15, 2015, 11:35:16 am »
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #121 on: September 15, 2015, 11:39:44 am »
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Video game man: This is my strong female video game character, her name is Sexy Boob. She wears a thong, but the twist is that she has to wear the thong. If she takes the thong off she will die. So as you can see, it is not at all for the benefit of the male viewers because the thong is very important to the story and I am going to jack off now thank you for all the money


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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #122 on: September 15, 2015, 01:36:39 pm »
...I think that refers to "Quiet" from Metal gear solid 5 and honestly, her character seems to be there mainly for fan service and the excuse for her not wearing anything other than underwear and stockings (because she would die if she would wear clothes that cover more) does seem like an excuse and nothing else. But I haven't seen the game all the way to the end so there might still be a surprise.

(The actual justification has a few holes since the other people that underwent the same treatment wear clothes and even armour and all in all it gives me the impression that Kojima and his team started with the idea of having her dressed revealingly and thought of a reason afterwards.)
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #123 on: September 15, 2015, 03:39:55 pm »
Well it's no secret that Kojima is a horndog. The true reasonings behind her design are rather transparent (no pun intended).

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #124 on: September 15, 2015, 03:59:36 pm »
Well it's no secret that Kojima is a horndog. The true reasonings behind her design are rather transparent (no pun intended).

Huh, I didn't know he was bi.



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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #125 on: September 15, 2015, 04:50:16 pm »
Yep, Kojima is an ass-man. He may be straight, but that doesn't mean he can resist designing a well-toned ass.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #126 on: September 15, 2015, 09:54:56 pm »
Damn, that's some impressive moose-knuckle.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #127 on: September 16, 2015, 10:23:32 am »
God damn, Snake's testicles look like they're the size of fucking golf balls.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #128 on: September 16, 2015, 10:27:29 am »
Diminishing perspective view? Cuz his back looks as twisted as King Richard III's from that angle, too. Also, sac sweat odor thru the spandex...eww.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #129 on: September 16, 2015, 10:45:56 am »
God damn, Snake's testicles look like they're the size of fucking golf balls.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #130 on: September 16, 2015, 04:37:37 pm »
a) Quiet is a poorly made character and would be one even if she were male. Kojima has done some well written character but for "reasons" the females are usually worse off.

b) After those pictures of a refugee that claimed he had been an ISIS fighter before becoming a refugee were proven to be false (he had in fact been fighting AGAINST ISIS.) people have started to make jokes about it. Particularly I have seen several Finnish ones that follow the same theme but replace the refugee with actors. This one was in English and has an actor that people outside of Finland might recognize.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #132 on: September 22, 2015, 11:50:23 am »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #133 on: September 22, 2015, 01:13:53 pm »
Should've gone under "Fascist Things Corporations Say on the Internet".
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #134 on: September 22, 2015, 03:16:00 pm »
Should've gone under "Fascist Things Corporations Say on the Internet".

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