Overly Attached Girlfriend/Commitment Fear Memes

[Witchyjoshy]

I was never a fan of it in the first place

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

And that's why I don't watch Spongebob.

That's from one of the older episodes. Sash Flinging Flasher era (I know what I said)

Good times.

[chitoryu12]

I actually sent some OAG pics to someone to express my feelings on a guy's crazy ex-girlfriend. I can attest that she is scarily like many of the memes; despite having been broken up for years, she's still convinced that they're not only together but are planning on getting married soon. She has no problems telling everyone this as a fact, which leads to much confusion when he gets told that his "fiance" showed up. She also loves having her girlfriends spy on him whenever they get the chance and report back to her so she knows what he's doing at all times.

[Osama bin Bambi]

I actually sent some OAG pics to someone to express my feelings on a guy's crazy ex-girlfriend. I can attest that she is scarily like many of the memes; despite having been broken up for years, she's still convinced that they're not only together but are planning on getting married soon. She has no problems telling everyone this as a fact, which leads to much confusion when he gets told that his "fiance" showed up. She also loves having her girlfriends spy on him whenever they get the chance and report back to her so she knows what he's doing at all times.

So... she's a stalker?

[chitoryu12]

I actually sent some OAG pics to someone to express my feelings on a guy's crazy ex-girlfriend. I can attest that she is scarily like many of the memes; despite having been broken up for years, she's still convinced that they're not only together but are planning on getting married soon. She has no problems telling everyone this as a fact, which leads to much confusion when he gets told that his "fiance" showed up. She also loves having her girlfriends spy on him whenever they get the chance and report back to her so she knows what he's doing at all times.

So... she's a stalker?

A massive one. But he's also got problems of his own, mainly a hideously low self-esteem. The guy acts like a pretentious asshole, but mostly because he's terrified of ever seeming "lesser", so he overcompensates. He can't let this girl go because they dated for several years and he has a lot of trouble finding anyone who can stand him for more than a few weeks.

[ThunderWulf]

I actually sent some OAG pics to someone to express my feelings on a guy's crazy ex-girlfriend. I can attest that she is scarily like many of the memes; despite having been broken up for years, she's still convinced that they're not only together but are planning on getting married soon. She has no problems telling everyone this as a fact, which leads to much confusion when he gets told that his "fiance" showed up. She also loves having her girlfriends spy on him whenever they get the chance and report back to her so she knows what he's doing at all times.

So... she's a stalker?

A massive one. But he's also got problems of his own, mainly a hideously low self-esteem. The guy acts like a pretentious asshole, but mostly because he's terrified of ever seeming "lesser", so he overcompensates. He can't let this girl go because they dated for several years and he has a lot of trouble finding anyone who can stand him for more than a few weeks.

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

[Distind]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

[Sleepy]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

That's what my landlady says about the guy living upstairs, who has a psychotic girlfriend. That's no exaggeration, she's on several anti-psychotic drugs and certainly needs to get her doses adjusted, because they don't appear to be working. They drink heavily together, which is never good with that type of meds, and also leads to him verbally abusing her. He's a dysfunctional asshole who acts like a five-year-old and can't even be bothered to do necessary shit, like get his license.

[chitoryu12]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

I feel bad for him, really. He was an exceptionally intelligent and creative kid who grew up in the middle of nowhere, Illinois. His mother never wanted him to be an actor or artist, and was very much the kind of person who will stay in the same position in the same company for 40 years and be happy that she's stable. She wanted him to do the same thing: stick with a job that he doesn't like because it gives him "stability."

He's brilliant and can be a nice guy, but his self-esteem is in the toilet. He's extremely insecure and doesn't know how to deal with people; the guy's walking out on auditions over minor issues or refusing to audition because he's too scared.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

I feel bad for him, really. He was an exceptionally intelligent and creative kid who grew up in the middle of nowhere, Illinois. His mother never wanted him to be an actor or artist, and was very much the kind of person who will stay in the same position in the same company for 40 years and be happy that she's stable. She wanted him to do the same thing: stick with a job that he doesn't like because it gives him "stability."

He's brilliant and can be a nice guy, but his self-esteem is in the toilet. He's extremely insecure and doesn't know how to deal with people; the guy's walking out on auditions over minor issues or refusing to audition because he's too scared.

What's he been trying to audition for.  I guess "try" might be a bad word to use, but I think you know what I mean, right?

[chitoryu12]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

I feel bad for him, really. He was an exceptionally intelligent and creative kid who grew up in the middle of nowhere, Illinois. His mother never wanted him to be an actor or artist, and was very much the kind of person who will stay in the same position in the same company for 40 years and be happy that she's stable. She wanted him to do the same thing: stick with a job that he doesn't like because it gives him "stability."

He's brilliant and can be a nice guy, but his self-esteem is in the toilet. He's extremely insecure and doesn't know how to deal with people; the guy's walking out on auditions over minor issues or refusing to audition because he's too scared.

What's he been trying to audition for.  I guess "try" might be a bad word to use, but I think you know what I mean, right?

He mostly works in the theme parks, but he wants to break into the movie business and get his SAG card. So he's been auditioning/considering auditioning for different local productions and expanding from there (as I do). The problem is that he's so hobbled by being raised with these insecurities and wanting to "stay stable" that he often neglects the auditions or chickens out in favor of doing more hours as a theme park character, and his issues with self-esteem and overcompensation/a very sensitive ego leads him to get on everyone's bad side.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

I feel bad for him, really. He was an exceptionally intelligent and creative kid who grew up in the middle of nowhere, Illinois. His mother never wanted him to be an actor or artist, and was very much the kind of person who will stay in the same position in the same company for 40 years and be happy that she's stable. She wanted him to do the same thing: stick with a job that he doesn't like because it gives him "stability."

He's brilliant and can be a nice guy, but his self-esteem is in the toilet. He's extremely insecure and doesn't know how to deal with people; the guy's walking out on auditions over minor issues or refusing to audition because he's too scared.

What's he been trying to audition for.  I guess "try" might be a bad word to use, but I think you know what I mean, right?

He mostly works in the theme parks, but he wants to break into the movie business and get his SAG card. So he's been auditioning/considering auditioning for different local productions and expanding from there (as I do). The problem is that he's so hobbled by being raised with these insecurities and wanting to "stay stable" that he often neglects the auditions or chickens out in favor of doing more hours as a theme park character, and his issues with self-esteem and overcompensation/a very sensitive ego leads him to get on everyone's bad side.

Ah,I see.  That's tragic.  So this "girlfriend" of his somehow never got the hint because of his self-defeating behavior or something?

[Material Defender]

My boyfriend used to be the male equivalent of a OAG, but life's forced him to be realistic about his attachment. We don't love each other less just because we have less time together. I got that sooner than he did.

[chitoryu12]

Ugh, that's just unhealthy, for both of them.

Sometimes the worst insult you can offer a couple is "You deserve eachother".

I feel bad for him, really. He was an exceptionally intelligent and creative kid who grew up in the middle of nowhere, Illinois. His mother never wanted him to be an actor or artist, and was very much the kind of person who will stay in the same position in the same company for 40 years and be happy that she's stable. She wanted him to do the same thing: stick with a job that he doesn't like because it gives him "stability."

He's brilliant and can be a nice guy, but his self-esteem is in the toilet. He's extremely insecure and doesn't know how to deal with people; the guy's walking out on auditions over minor issues or refusing to audition because he's too scared.

What's he been trying to audition for.  I guess "try" might be a bad word to use, but I think you know what I mean, right?

He mostly works in the theme parks, but he wants to break into the movie business and get his SAG card. So he's been auditioning/considering auditioning for different local productions and expanding from there (as I do). The problem is that he's so hobbled by being raised with these insecurities and wanting to "stay stable" that he often neglects the auditions or chickens out in favor of doing more hours as a theme park character, and his issues with self-esteem and overcompensation/a very sensitive ego leads him to get on everyone's bad side.

Ah,I see.  That's tragic.  So this "girlfriend" of his somehow never got the hint because of his self-defeating behavior or something?

That's as close as you can get. He's not willing to totally drop her because he's afraid of losing someone who pretty much unconditionally loves him, but he knows she's too crazy to get back in a relationship with. So they're stuck in a sort of limbo, with her following him around and coming over to make him soup when he gets sick and telling all of her friends that he's her fiance while he just accepts it and dates other women.