Kirk Cameron nearly sacrificed by Druid High Priest

[Witchyjoshy]

Now that I have your attention

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wildhunt/2012/03/that-time-kirk-cameron-infiltrated-a-druid-ritual.html

In 2006, Cameron used his “excellent acting talents” to “infiltrate” a Druid ritual. Specifically, a ritual put on by Ravens Cry Grove (part of Ár nDraíocht Féin) in Southern California. Cameron and Ray “Banana” Comfort secretly recorded the ritual, and lied about secretly recording the ritual when questioned about it (because it’s OK to lie to non-Christians apparently). You can download the show, here. You can also find an edited version of the segment, here.

Cameron says he thought he got out of there “by the skin of his teeth,” insinuating that he felt endangered by a group of California Druids singing, chanting, and sharing fellowship.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

ADDENDUM: When I wrote this post yesterday, I quoted a site called “Objective: Ministries.” It seems they are a hoax website that  specializes in blurring the line between parody and reality. Kirk Cameron really did “infiltrate” a Druid ritual, and really did a radio show where he bragged about his ability to fool the Druids, but the rhetoric I quoted from Objective: Ministries is not “real.” Though, it sounded so like Christian rhetoric I’ve heard elsewhere that I didn’t even think to double-check it. So, in short, I was punked. I’ve removed quotations from that site, leaving everything else intact. Mea Culpa.

[Igor]

what.

[Witchyjoshy]

ADDENDUM: When I wrote this post yesterday, I quoted a site called “Objective: Ministries.” It seems they are a hoax website that  specializes in blurring the line between parody and reality. Kirk Cameron really did “infiltrate” a Druid ritual, and really did a radio show where he bragged about his ability to fool the Druids, but the rhetoric I quoted from Objective: Ministries is not “real.” Though, it sounded so like Christian rhetoric I’ve heard elsewhere that I didn’t even think to double-check it. So, in short, I was punked. I’ve removed quotations from that site, leaving everything else intact. Mea Culpa.

Oh dear, I somehow missed that.

[niam2023]

I have a brilliant plan.

I will call Cameron and say there is a dangerous, underground Satanist group in my neighborhood led by someone high up in the city govt hierarchy, and we need someone to see what they're up to.

Its either gonna be him, or that brat O'Keefe, if he's out.

Then, me and my friends pretend to be Satanists, and when a new guy shows up, we attack, beating up Kirk Cameron / James O'Keefe.

Then we have the satisfaction of beating up an obnoxious idiot.

[Cerim Treascair]

I have a brilliant plan.

I will call Cameron and say there is a dangerous, underground Satanist group in my neighborhood led by someone high up in the city govt hierarchy, and we need someone to see what they're up to.

Its either gonna be him, or that brat O'Keefe, if he's out.

Then, me and my friends pretend to be Satanists, and when a new guy shows up, we attack, beating up Kirk Cameron / James O'Keefe.

Then we have the satisfaction of beating up an obnoxious idiot.

Hooray, advocating a criminal act!

YOU! Off my planet!

[Stormwarden]

I'll pass on the illegal acts. I see no reason to see Mr. Bananafetish have more ammo. To say nothing of not being a dick.

[Quasirodent]

Alternatively, you could send them such a letter and then get a bunch of people to set up a barbeque and picnic tables and balloons.  Everyone shows up with notepads and books about comedy writing and 'fair use' laws.  And then when one or more of these fun people show up, someone gets up at a podium and welcomes everyone to the local Satirist's Club meet.

[niam2023]

@ above: A much better, safer idea.

And one we'd all laugh at while O'Keefer seethed, or Kirk Cameron stomped off in rage.

[Random Gal]

Can we at least invite him to a meeting where feathered dinosaur fossils are discussed and mentioned repeatedly as "perfect intermediates between crocodiles and ducks?"

[Quasirodent]

Can we at least invite him to a meeting where feathered dinosaur fossils are discussed and mentioned repeatedly as "perfect intermediates between crocodiles and ducks?"

A perfect example of the satirist agenda.

[TheL]

Can we at least invite him to a meeting where feathered dinosaur fossils are discussed and mentioned repeatedly as "perfect intermediates between crocodiles and ducks?"

A perfect example of the satirist agenda.

I second this.  All of this.

Alternatively, we could get back to ignoring that Cameron even exists.  Of all the things we could do to him, that would upset him the most.

[Osama bin Bambi]

Let's not beat him up, let's just stage a ritual and make them think it's Satanic. And don't forget to invite Alex Jones, for maximum lulz.

[Art Vandelay]

I personally would like to go up to his car on a foggy day and draw dongs all over the windshield condensation.

[Random Gal]

I personally would like to go up to his car on a foggy day and draw dongs all over the windshield condensation.

It's best if the fog lifts and the condensation melts before he gets back to his car. After that he'll see penises randomly appearing on his windshield when the sun hits it at the right angle and start freaking out.