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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2012, 07:27:43 pm »
And some from me as well.

"Fear my .45"

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 07:31:09 pm »
I have a sudden desire to psychologically break her down slowly and methodically in revenge.

Must be because she's pretty. /sarcasm
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 08:20:02 pm »
HEYYYY COOKIES.

Wait, why am I getting cookies? o.0
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2012, 08:22:31 pm »
Wait, why am I getting cookies? o.0

I will hit on anybody for free cookies.

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"Fear my .45"

"If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette

'Till Next Time,
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2012, 08:25:42 pm »
That's a whole lot of megalomania and/or narcissism right thar.

ETA : Why is this in the religious forum anyway?
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2012, 10:47:05 pm »

#beatthedeadhorse
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 11:18:10 pm »
I figure it fell under the category of mildly philosophical but I'm really rubbish at deciding the most appropriate place for my posts, which is why I don't start many. If the mods feel it should be moved, I'm sure they will.

Also, FUCK YES COOKIES. Omnom.
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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2012, 01:19:27 am »
Cookies are a religion!  And so is Cait, so it all works out! :D

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2012, 02:03:02 am »
Cait, in honor of your hotness:

G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2012, 10:57:11 am »
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY COOKIE!

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2012, 10:57:18 am »
...She's not even pretty. She's like, average at best.

This, so much

And I have to point out the irony. Cait posted this thread about Ms Brick, and TBH, Cait's better looking

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2012, 11:04:43 am »
lol bitch no, just no

You're not pretty inside or out, and even if you were physically attractive, that personality would make you ugly as sin.

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2012, 12:34:04 pm »
Agreed. While I do notice looks immediately (I mean, who doesn't?), when it comes to actual attraction, it's personality that draws me in. An average-looking person with a nice personality is a helluva lot prettier to me than a bitchy model.

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Re: DON'T HATE ME COS I'M BEAUTIFUL (and other bullshittery)
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2012, 12:34:49 pm »
...She's not even pretty. She's like, average at best.

This, so much

And I have to point out the irony. Cait posted this thread about Ms Brick, and TBH, Cait's better looking

Saying Cait is prettier than this woman is like saying the Atlantic ocean is slightly damper than the Sahara desert.