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Now Pat's just trolling
« on: January 04, 2012, 02:50:13 am »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html

He says that God told him who will be the next pres. Naturally, he won't say who God said it was. Kind of weak to me. Then again, how often is Pat wrong? Well, constantly. Maybe Pat should leave the trolling to 4chan.


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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 02:52:33 am »
Perhaps he will go hang out with Polley and Camping and be prediction buddies with them.

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 03:20:11 am »
Oh dearest me is he really trying to kill me?

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 03:23:53 am »
How amazing. I'm sure he'll be 100% right when he finally reveals what God told him after the elections and it's exactly the same thing he will then say.

Truly, it is the work of God.

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 10:04:03 am »
I can talk to god too.  I know who will win every election.  Ever.  Because I'm better than Pat.  Of course, I can't tell anyone because god told me not to.

What I can say is that stuff will get crazy.  I mean, absolutely bonkers!

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 12:08:53 pm »
Remember when that guy actually had political sway? Now it's just gotten sad.  :P

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 12:13:58 pm »
My cat told me something about Pat, but I can't say what it is.
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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 01:01:07 pm »
Now is one of those moments where I really wish I could find that clip from Pulse '88.


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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 06:32:13 pm »
Oh, yeah? Wavefunction collapse be damned, God told me everything, ever.
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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 11:22:36 pm »
Wait - I'm getting a message from G-d!

He, He says... He says that Pat Robertson is a soulless monster.
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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 11:43:10 pm »
Really?  Cause I'm getting a message from Lillth and she says she wants nothing to do with Pat Robertson.

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 12:56:05 am »
Remember when that guy actually had political sway? Now it's just gotten sad.  :P

It was sadder when he had political influence. Perhaps not sadder for Pat, but definitely sadder for the general population.
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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 12:57:22 am »
I got a message from Odin the other day.

It said... "ALBE2QACK"

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 01:01:29 am »
Oh he was getting stabbed by a Valkyrie.  He's...kinky on Tuesdays

Ironbite-Thor on the other hand is just....yeah.

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Re: Now Pat's just trolling
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 03:02:40 am »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html

He says that God told him who will be the next pres. Naturally, he won't say who God said it was. Kind of weak to me. Then again, how often is Pat wrong? Well, constantly. Maybe Pat should leave the trolling to 4chan.

I bet God told him it was going to be Obama.
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