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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2013, 10:17:18 am »
I wish people would just ignore the WBC. It looks really ridiculous when you have several dozen people "counterprotesting" what amounts to be the real world equivalent of obvious internet trolls.

And end this?



Why?

I was talking more about counter-protestors who freak out and actually try to argue with the Phelpses. The Futurama thing is funny.

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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2013, 12:30:32 pm »
^No no no.  He gives them hats!
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2013, 02:41:07 pm »
Makes sense.  Dog spelled backwards IS God!

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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2013, 02:58:07 pm »
Makes sense.  Dog spelled backwards IS God!

Clearly, the Egyptians had it right then.


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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2013, 04:49:40 pm »


Hmm ...
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2013, 06:13:21 pm »


Hmm ...

I'd worship Ammy.  If she used the beads to flay the WBC alive, first.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2013, 11:07:08 am »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2013, 11:09:24 am »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2013, 11:32:45 am »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2013, 12:52:04 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

I dunno, the prospect of being gunned down by pissed off soldiers never stopped them, some bouncing titties wouldn't do much, either.  If it gives them all a collective heart attack, all the better.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2013, 12:54:47 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2013, 01:32:25 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

I dunno, the prospect of being gunned down by pissed off soldiers never stopped them, some bouncing titties wouldn't do much, either.  If it gives them all a collective heart attack, all the better.
You make me wanna look for some gainaxing now.

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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2013, 02:02:49 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

I dunno, the prospect of being gunned down by pissed off soldiers never stopped them, some bouncing titties wouldn't do much, either.  If it gives them all a collective heart attack, all the better.
Ahh, but soldiers can't send them to hell. Lusting after all the breasts can.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2013, 06:30:11 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

I dunno, the prospect of being gunned down by pissed off soldiers never stopped them, some bouncing titties wouldn't do much, either.  If it gives them all a collective heart attack, all the better.
Ahh, but soldiers can't send them to hell. Lusting after all the breasts can.

They can if the soldiers are topless, female, and relatively decently-endowed.  Best of both worlds!
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church fights illleracy
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2013, 06:30:42 pm »
Hey, next time they come to New York state, why don't we get as many topless women there as possible? Female toplessness is legal in all of New York state, and I bet WBC would be horrified.

Either that or any teenage boys they brought with them would experience an on-the-spot conversion.
Whether it happens or not, it'd still be both funny and amazingly awesome. WBC is uber-fundie, so topless women might outright make them cancel.

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