THIS WILL BE A VERY LONG POST & MAY EXPRESS SOME IDEAS THAT SOME MAY FIND STUPID. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME. THANK YOU.
What everyone, be they believer or non-believer, don't realize is that the Bible is not one book nor is it really meant to be treated as such. The Bible is actually a compilation, an anthology of a bunch of totally separate books written by different authors at different times. These books express different & often opposing viewpoints and are also in different literary genres. None of these books should be regarded as equal authority or validity. Some books are mostly good, some mostly demiurgic garbage, some a mix of both.
This fact, that the Bible is a collection of different separate books of varying genres & quality would actually explain much of the contradictions & stupidity within. You have good spiritual & ethical teachings & truths for the purpose of enriching souls mixed with demiurgic, man-made trash for the purpose to create fear & hate control the masses. If people were aware that the Bible's not one book, they would freely 86 the latter crapola & keep the good stuff (or vice-versa if they're evil fundie freaks).
As much as we laugh at Hovind, I frankly believe that it wouldn't be too over-the top a concept to edit the Bible. That said, Hovind's doing it all wrong and for purely selfish, demiurgic reasons.
My system would be to excise the more brutal books & clarify passages that are poorly translated, like the supposed "anti-homosexuality" verses, which were really verses against the practice of temple prostitution & pedastry. In the New Testament, the spurious Pauline epistles would be excised but the legit ones actually written by Paul would be left in. Verses of spurious origin that were added in later would also be removed. With spurious epistles & passages removed, Paul will should more like a good guy who's pretty much in agreement with Jesus.
Concerning the Quran, The Hadith and Islamic Scriptures...some of the Hadith was written long after Mohammed's death and parts may be totally fabricated. Likewise all the verses written in Medina should be excised from the Quran. The Mecca verses are canonical and actually quite good and written by a guy who's a spiritual seer whereas the Medina verses are written by an angry warlord guy corrupted by power & desperation who needed an excuse to give in to his dark side.
In the long run, however, the idea of scriptures as a spiritual necessity is stupid. It's all human-made & culture-specific nonsense. There may be some valid & divine truths in it but in the long run, they should be regarded the same way as Aseop's Fables, Fairy Tales & various works of Pagan Mythology...fiction meant to express some sort of higher truth while at the same time subject to change based on sensibilities knowledge & time periods.
I'd say...rewrite the Bible completely. Still keep it true to the original in many ways but present a Deity WORTHY of worship (an androgynous noble being who isn't a 'Big Joseph Stalin In The Sky'). Also, many events in the Bible never happened and many events should be rewritten to reflect archeological facts.
For example, the New Take On EXODUS!:
* The Hebrews were voluntary workers for Pharaoh.
* There was some sort of labor dispute & Pharaoh was acting like a corrupt executive.
* Moses, or perhaps, renamed Thutmose, formerly part of Egypt's court and a Hebrew, with Deity's guidance, does negotiations.
* Thutmose foretells a series of natural disasters which may have inspired the "plagues" story. A chain reaction involving red tide glop in the Nile, drought, bugs, frogs, famine, disease (all the result of the former but not directly CAUSED by Thutmose or HaShem. HaShem just relays the future to Thutmose & Thutmose warns the Egyptians & Hebrews about it).
* Pharaoh thinks Thutmose's prediction is malarkey and orders everyone back to work (HaShem doesn't harden his heart, Pharaoh's simply being a jerk on his own).
* The disasters strike with predictable results, though the scale is not as vast or cataclysmic as the Bible would make it and probably not something ancient Egyptians would chisel into every monument around. HaShem tells the people to paint lamb's blood on the doorposts as a sort of protection charm, which works. Pharaoh, after his firstborn son dies, tells the Hebrews "Alright! Go!".
* They cross the REED Sea in the upper part during a dry period. The sojourn is only takes a few years. The Manna is goo coming from a type of plant.....
....and so on, if you get my drift.......
Hey! If the Rastas can crank out The Holy Piby (their rewrite of the Bible with stories of then-contemporary black figures & bits of The Kebra Negast thrown in) with little ridicule, why not anyone else?
Again, I think scriptures are hot air. I think it's ludicrous for anyone to think they can put the unknowable in a book. However, some folk still need their specific faiths & traditions. For those folks, it's best to present rewrites of various scriptures that clear up a lot of stuff, remove contradictions and present a genuinely just loving & good divine power while encouraging the BEST of humanity. Just start everything from square one!