Lucifer: Wait, what? How am I possessed by you? I am the far more wicked spirit in attendance!
Putin: Ya? Really, Old Scratch? Lets hear your rap sheet.
Lucifer: I rebelled against God, I tricked Adam and Eve...I think. That one depends on the interpretation. I married Adam's ex-wife Lilith and produced some unclean spirits...and I tempted Jesus.
Putin: bwahaha! That all? I, Vladimir Putin, have launched a horrifically brutal war on a tiny country, I've killed numerous people in my career as a KGB agent, I've backed ruthless, murderous rebels who shot down an airliner and then hung the rebels out to dry until they suited me again, and lets not forget my agenda with homosexuality and the...ah, ways, people have taken to interpreting it.
Lucifer: ...You're a sick, sick freak.