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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2014, 11:09:19 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on September 08, 2014, 11:04:56 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on September 08, 2014, 12:32:22 am
So the Ukrainian Orthodox church says he's possessed by Satan, and the Russian Orthodox church says he's the avatar of God himself. Well, there's a big fucking surprise.

It's less "the Russian Orthodox Church" and more "some guy who happens to be a fanatical Russian Orthodox"

Ah, my bad.
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2014, 11:53:22 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on September 08, 2014, 11:07:14 pm
I wonder how long it'll take before Putin gets himself a cult of personality.

Hasn't that already happened?
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 11:59:22 pm »
That has already occurred - it is almost like the Cult of Hitler by this point.
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2014, 10:19:38 am »
Where's Zombie Lenin when you need him?
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2014, 04:06:39 pm »
With a bomb waiting to blow off his head if he ever wakes up.
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2014, 07:19:50 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on September 09, 2014, 04:06:39 pm
With a bomb waiting to blow off his head if he ever wakes up.

I thought that thing stopped working the moment Stalin kicked the bucket.
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2014, 08:56:24 pm »
You honestly think Putin didn't put in a new one?

Ironbite-or at least set up some shotguns at head level?
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2014, 09:26:41 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on September 09, 2014, 08:56:24 pm
You honestly think Putin didn't put in a new one?

Ironbite-or at least set up some shotguns at head level?

The man is almost laughably incompetent.  I doubt he'd know a shotgun from a shogun from a fucking cheesesteak.
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2014, 11:29:24 pm »
Putin? Incompetent?

I've never heard anyone say he was incompetent before...
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Re: Patriarch Filaret: "Vladimir Putin is possessed by Satan"
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2014, 04:33:28 pm »
Weird religious insanity aside, I'm actually with the good Patriarch on this one.
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